This girl right here is the definition of perfect. She's more beautiful than the most beautiful sunset, more intelligent than Einstein combined with Stephen Hawking, funnier than the funniest comedian (ask about her punch lines), the most amazing person in the entire world, and the best at everything she does. I love her more than anything in the whole world because she is my whole world. She slays at everything she does, and yes, she is taken. Sorry fellas.

Ellie is my queen
She slays at everythin'
She beat all the levels in Super Hex
And now she's gonna beat you next


"Where do nuts come from? Wait... Is granola a nut???"
"I GOT IT!! I GOT IT!!"
"Then you roll out the pancake batter."
"Wide and diverse."
"Send homework ;))"
"I feel a lot of pressure from your friends..."
"Smooze the Podge"
"Wait, don't chickens have four legs?"
"DDP Urban PAT"
"Hey, I can buy a head!"

LieutenantLani: Nomar Society President and the Most Beautiful Girl in the World

"Is my phone in my butt?"
"When I have access to an avocado..."
"Who am I? I'm gonna write it on a ziplock bag."
"Yo I'm Butter J. Stuff."
"Noop babr."
"Lickety lickety persnickety."
"The Pope: 'Popen the door.'"
"Nom Soc."
"That's not right... It's schmelbop!"
"The sun is spicy!"
"I'm the princess of 9:45"
"It depends what type of Canada"

TheSimplePotato: The OG Howard

"That's 100% zero."
"Walmart Super-center."
"Squeeze master."
"The Brynden Bop."
"He Houdini'd out of there!"
"You threw a rock at my noggin!!"
"Oh man, I really love the spicy taste of this light bulb!"