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35 of 44 (80%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 9:18am

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 10:01am

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 10:16am

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 9:12am

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 7:17am

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:05am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:58pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 10:29am

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 5:55am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 11:53pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 5:45am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 11:21pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:24am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:45am

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 10:33pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 10:32pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 12:16am

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 6:32am

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:49pm

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 11:25am

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:18am

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 6:56am

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 2:14am

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 12:14am

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 6:14am

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 11:20am

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 10:24pm

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:55pm

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 5:00am

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 5:15am

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:57am

So that’s what it tastes like…

Drank Mommy's Milk as a Daddy
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 6:33am

Found The Control Room

How long has this been here?
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 10:40am

Found Mommy

Mommy isnt very nice.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:30pm

Escaped The House

Finally Free?!.....
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:30pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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