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This isn't a humble brag or any sort of backdoor insertion or anything like this. But it has to be said. I have a pretty good ♥♥♥♥ and a respectable set of balls. I've never been unhappy or disappointed with my equipment. In any situation where I had to, for some reason... let's say at gunpoint, whip out my ♥♥♥♥ I wouldn't have any hesitation. OK. It's important you see my ♥♥♥♥ and balls? Here you go. You demanded it. Sure, I may not have a boner, but that's probably at least as much your fault as anything to do with me. Don't get me wrong, I'm no Lexington Steele, godlike mutant that he is, nor am I any Peter North who can shoot a 3 gallon load into the neighbor's kitchen window. But I have some good ♥♥♥♥. Respectable ♥♥♥♥.

The kind of ♥♥♥♥ that unless she is looking for somebody who's part horse, I've got that angle covered. I had one girlfriend who told me that a friend of hers once said to her "He's got a big ♥♥♥♥, doesn't he?" to which she replied "How did you know?", her friend answered "He walks like he has a big ♥♥♥♥." I didn't know that was a thing, but there's a reason I can't wear skinny jeans.

I had another girlfriend look at my tumescent truncheon, eyes widened and say "Yeah. We're not gonna be able to do anal with that." Much to my simultaneous disappointment and reassurance. In all fairness, if that relationship had lasted longer, I think we could have gotten there. Slow and steady wins that race.

Another girlfriend had a thing for grabbing my set and telling me how much she loved my big hog.

Seriously, I'm not trying to brag. It's relevant to the topic at hand. Everyone relax. It goes in easier if you relax.

The point I'm getting at is... I've always kind of wondered if these hipster skinny jeans cucks aren't cursed with a small nugget. I wonder if they don't underperform in the pants or at least have some sort of anxiety about it. Maybe that's why they have such hostility for masculinity. It isn't just because they're physically weak, but because they can't "measure up". So, they resent these dudes and cuck themselves to appeal to women on some other non physically based pretense. Like "You don't really want those big ♥♥♥♥ guys! You want a guy with a tiny wiener like me! I'll always defend you, M'lady!". I mean... it's just an intellectual exercise, but is that the thing? Could that be a large motivator for them? Could that be a fundament of what's going on here? Dudes ashamed of their penis who've projected it into hostility against dudes without that problem?

Seriously... No bragging intended. I'm honestly curious.

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.

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Why are Japanese girls so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach one, I say "konichiwa". I always ask them about their favorite anime before talking about my waifu. They're usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with them, and how they usually act disinterested because I'm a white guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like Pearl Harbor, but I don't hold it against them. They weren't in Unit 731, so why judge them for it? Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the anime I watch).

I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the ♥♥♥♥, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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