Steam Community :: The Gooselock

kalyrus 3 Dec, 2024 @ 4:41pm

I tried to give you friendly advice but you kicked me lol
try not to be mad so easily like that. don't assume everyone is toxic

OldGoldie 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:36am

+rep. it worked!

Whimsy 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:17pm

GooseGOAT

shaun 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:59am

W doctor

DangerTits 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:42am

+rep Sweetest of Doctors all my love, CARLOS

deepfriedchem 25 May, 2023 @ 4:33pm

soooo toxic this guy found my ip cuz i said he smells

TTVCherryBombz 2 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

-rep toxic asf for no reason

bob 10 Aug, 2019 @ 8:05pm

1.)Take A deep breath
2.) Clap your hands twice
3.)Think About someone you like
4.)Copy this into two other Profiles
5.)Look at your hands

house 28 Jul, 2019 @ 9:31pm

hey philip i totally lol'd at the comment you just left! it's hilarious, and i'm glad i got a steam notification to check it out!

Goose 27 Jul, 2019 @ 9:28pm

poot

FlippinBricksForMonsaMusa 25 Jun, 2019 @ 1:29pm

cleaned my smegma when no one else would

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Tasu 4 Aug, 2016 @ 3:27pm

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

house 11 Jan, 2016 @ 3:42pm

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are