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Recent reviews by Absolute Unit 731

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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
17.9 hrs on record (17.8 hrs at review time)
Worked perfectly fine for a day or two. Took a break for a bit. Come back to game that won't go past the title screen. After trying multiple fixes the game still doesn't work. So decent game ♥♥♥♥ port.
Posted 10 October.
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4 people found this review helpful
910.8 hrs on record (847.6 hrs at review time)
I have played countless hours of this game. The new UI is made for consoles and selling micro-transactions. It pointlessly backs you out every tool purchase. You can't seem to reliably buy items for your loadout. I can't even look at my hunters full screen anymore. Servers are worse than ever. The whole game seems designed exclusively around selling ♥♥♥♥ I don't want to me now.

Also there are graphical glitches everywhere. From flickering to textures not even loading on most things. I have N64 crows and ken hair on all my hunters. My friends had multiple crashes. I have been disconnected multiple times. This made fire instantly take a bar. The sound effects are more videogamey. The new boss is a ♥♥♥♥♥ and a half to find. Then instakills you and burns your corps. Plus it wanders randomly!

Roll back the UI figure your ♥♥♥♥ out!
Posted 15 August.
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199.6 hrs on record (139.8 hrs at review time)
Sony dumb
Posted 5 May. Last edited 6 May.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.3 hrs on record
Performs like ♥♥♥♥. Combat is boring and the pawns just do whatever they want. I tried getting a refund. The patching took so long I didn't realize I had already gone over two hours. Never falling for hype like this again.
Posted 14 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
60.2 hrs on record (51.4 hrs at review time)
Amazing old school TRPG. The bastard offspring Shining Force and Langrisser. But like in a good way. The level of character and squad costumization is beyond insane.
Posted 3 August, 2022.
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6 people found this review helpful
9.4 hrs on record
The greatest autism sim of our time.
I wish I wasn't ♥♥♥♥ at it.
Posted 19 June, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.1 hrs on record
You can eat peoples brains and kill the president. Whats not to love?
Posted 1 June, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
15.2 hrs on record (14.8 hrs at review time)
A beautiful flawed story about life the universe and videogames.

This is my first review in a while. I just felt something special about this one. About ten times more game than I thought going into it. A true love letter to old school videogames and the human journey. A bit to set in its ways to replicate old school games. The difficulty comes from design as well as some annoying bugs. Still if you have the tenacity to stick it to the end I feel its a beautiful little game that could easily stick in the heart of any gamer.

P.S.

For the love of god. Add some warp points or something. Backtracking in this game is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nightmare.
Posted 24 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
33.3 hrs on record (33.2 hrs at review time)
A game with a decent enough loop but a fundamental design flaw. Story progression is locked behind dailies. So you hit a point where you've got a over flow of resources. But literally nothing to do but wait. They eventually give you a option to just sleep through days. Which eventually you end sleeping whole days. Daily task eventually get done by zombies. So you hit a point where there's just nothing to do but rake in free stuff. Game needs some lose conditions. At first it teases having to balance graveyard corruption and hide your activities. Then you just don't. IDK, like a proper level of challenge and less tedium would make this a recommend. As of right now it's just for masochist like me.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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