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Lightning is does not strike twice

Don't you guys have asses?

Do you enjoy balancing your checkbook? Of course not. Ain't nobody got time for that. However, this game will MAKE YOU BALANCE THAT CHECKBOOK, AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.

It is good. check, check, check it out. No seriously, it is way better than Limp Bizkit. Just take my dogs word for it, and she hasn't even heard the band live; not that she'd want to.

The Stanley Parable is all about freedom and choice.
I admire the premise, but, after a session with this game, the freedoms which are presented fall short.
What freedom is really like:
Feeling compelled to write a review for this game.

That being said...

I expected more, really.

Freedom has constraints,
(well because) freedom surfaces within them.

-We get it-

Perhaps The Stanley Parable fails to uncover a deeper notion of freedom,
even though it makes an admirable attempt.

Then again, maybe that is the point.
There is no freedom.

That is how this game made me feel.

Thought provoking? Yeah, sure.
Meaningful? Not really.
Enojoyable? Until the novelty wears off.
Recommend? Nah.