Recent reviews by Scyrus

Something finally clicked almost 40 hours in.
So I summoned a flat-earther who helped me reach enlightenment.
11/10

Mr. Bones' Wild Ride represent

Bord

It's great and I have 0 sense of rhythm.
Still crashes sometimes (I think it doesn't know how to handle my headphones disconnecting), but much more stable than it used to be.

Cute, if not terribly complex or difficult.
Meathead char surprisingly good.

Garbage remaster. Co-op frequently fails to work in CE, Halo 2 is so poorly optimised that it frequently takes longer and performs more poorly than ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Crysis. I bought it on sale and feel ripped off, gave it so many chances.

♥♥♥♥ that stunlock fire boss, tbh

Writing and humor are literally 0/10
Gameplay is cool with the new gun modes and stuff, though, but better shooters exist, and without the writing, the series is nothing.

PS ♥♥♥♥ Ava

Buggy garbage that was abandoned before it was even stable. Constant CTD but its okay guys because we acknowledged it without fixing it, somehow hurf durf.

Save your time and money.

Boring 1 dimensional gameplay, buggy (heh) as all hell. Graphics and lolawful voice acting don't bother me much, but are also bad .