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Good Reception

You spared Emily's first-day embarrassment.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:38am

Enough is Enough

Chloe's attitude is due for an adjustment.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:40am

Assistant Branch Manager

As organized as a trail mix bag.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:41am

The Bigger Man

You stepped up and took the blame for the forest trip.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:42am

Love Comes First

You cannot be mad at someone this hot.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:44am

Power Struggle

A power vacuum always finds a way.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:50am

Unexpected Ally

Against your better judgment, you helped Chloe during the argument.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:45am

Home Therapy

First session is always free.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:48am

Resistance Is Futile

Your mind is now under new management.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:51am

Cellar Support

It's always darkest before you turn on the light.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:55am

Good Girl Bad Words

Emily's sailor mouth must be stopped!
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:57am

Honesty Is Best Policy

Maybe I was the bad guy this whole time.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:59am

No Mercy On The Menu

Two can monologue in the car, Chloe!
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:56am

Impatience Runs Thin

Your problems are more important than shitty soap operas.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:59am

Alliances Ain't Easy

You tried talking it through with Chloe...
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:00am

'Ight I'm Out

Some battles simply aren't worth your time.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:04am

Aggressive Feelings

Good. Very good...
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:04am

Veni, Vidi, Vici

Fighting or fucking usually involves being naked.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:05am

A Royal Minx

If you want a queen... fuck her.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:12am

The Best Bad Dream

You cannot run from something that knows no limits.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:13am

The Mediator

Chloe isn't a bitch. It's just a phase...
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:14am

Lessons In Growing Up

Chloe needs to learn the dangers of the modeling world.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:10am

Friend, Not Foe

Chloe, I came to bargain...
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:10am

Foe Vs. Hoe

Intelligence wanted to catch you, but you were always too fast.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:14am

Bratty Behavior

You either fuck or you're getting fucked.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:11am

Love Always Comes

Butts are heart-shaped for a reason.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:18am

The B-Word

Cause bitches like to be called beautiful.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:20am

Blind Love

It's not cheating if he's dead, right...?
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:33am

Say Ahh!

Did you know that vocal cords can be as long as sixteen millimeters?
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:34am

Nature's Frosting

Is that why you call your loved one a cupcake?
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:31am

Morale Booster

Can I offer you some false hope in those trying times?
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:35am

Senior Mediator

She's the true boss of this place.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:36am

She's Still The Boss

It's not Mommy Issues if you can't find a downside.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:41am

Too Ugly To Beat Up

Simps are multiplying, be careful out there.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:27am

Freaky Forest

Luckily, bottled baby oil doesn't exist in nature.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:46am

Merciful God

Investments make for a passive income. Hopefully...
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:50am

All Hands On Dick

Free is always a fair price.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:51am

Business Is Business

As long as the shareholders are happy.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:56am

Man Of Action

Performing an exorcism with your dick takes balls.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:29am

The War Room

Don't be a dick and discuss it like a man.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:26am

Expert Mediator

Ground rules apply to everyone, regardless of age.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:30am

I Should've Brought Popcorn

... And a pool full of jello.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:33am

Love Is Bright

It ain't much, but it's honest love.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:31am

The Unwanted Protector

Fighting god-like demons is more fun anyway.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:33am

Good Looks Suit You

Sometimes, you have to dress to impress.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:33am

It's Okay, I Guess

Have you seen the other girls? Yeah, exactly.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:36am

Baby's First Hit

... You guys accept debit, right?
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:36am

Loving Touch

Unite with Emily like you should've done ages ago.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:35am

Three's A Crowd

Now you can disappoint more than one woman at the same time.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:37am

Reverse Vibe Check

To be fair, you're the most vulnerable in bed.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:37am

Diplomacy Was Never An Option

The game was rigged from the start... or something.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:35am

Love Is Dark

Why are all the bad demon dreams in complete darkness...?
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:36am

Love Is Honesty

We're not a murderer, after all.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:37am

Front Office Backdoor

She's busy now. Please cum back later.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:40am

Love Is…

Bruh.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:38am

Keeping The Company

Let's exchange body heat…for science!
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:38am



Midnight Desire

At night, nobody can hear you moan...

Murder Mittens

The curtain's falling in slow motion...

Incoming!

DHT, a testosterone metabolite, is responsible for voice changes during puberty.

Matriarchal Court

You can't be judged when you're the executioner.

Finger-Lickin' Good

No, seriously, why would you have an open plan bedroom...?!

Merciless God

It's not a murder if it's imaginary.

The Voice Of Reason

Maintaining a balance is a balancing act.