I once got ran over by a grandma driving a 2006 Jeep Grand Cherokee going 70 mph on the freeway.
The blindness from being knocked down was blissful, I felt my life slipping into the supposed great beyond, but its sweet silence was broken. The grandma stepped out of her 2006 Jeep Grand Cherokee that was previously going 70 mph on the freeway. She walked over to me to tell me these very words that I will share with you here today.

"We are all just dogs in gods hot car."

The words threw me for a loop thinking about the implications. Then she pulled out a sawed off double barreled shot gun, along with two small sized hamsters and began to load them into the gun. When she began to take aim at me, I quickly threw my tactical chinchilla at the old hag quickly stunning her. Then a toddler driving a 1998 Little Tikes Cozy Coupe II going at least 106 mph on the freeway ran her over, she was soon dead from such a hit.

And this is how I got charged with murder in the first degree. But I argue, how can one plan to kill someone with a 1998 Little Tikes Cozy Coupe II going at least 106 mph on the freeway driven by a mere toddler?