Hello, Friends! I'm Tom! I play (when and if I can) video games! I'm a generally cool guy.... Just kidding! Those are one of my really funny jokes I make sometimes! Because I'm so funny!
"Would a ♥♥♥♥ turn sharp if a girl said it's sharp?" -DMP
"If everyone wants you to be you, do you?" -DMP
"War always changes in the way it's fighted." -DMP
"If I was a cat I'd get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ so much." -DMP
"All of the boys on the bus started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me" -DMP
"My throat can take a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beating, dude." -Troggbot
"So I went into class one day and all of the girls took off their shirts and just started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me" -DMP
"I wasn't raised" - DMP
*in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ voice* "Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken me." -DMP
"The babies started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ each other" -Jake
"I wish I could just ♥♥♥♥ a wall and get pleasure" -Dave
"I have to wear this rash guard every time I go to the beach, because salt water gives me rashes :(" -DMP
"No matter how hard I try, I can't escape ISIS." -Candy
"How can a snake have sex with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ person?" -Harri
"My family is hedgehogs." -Dave
"There's a kid in my 4th period class that screams "Dad don't beat me" and every one starts punching him." -Dave
"I want to shove a bunch of spaghetti in my banana container." -Harri
"It's like a conga line of autism." -Harri
"I'm hyper in the diaper, just don't judge me bro!" -DMP
"It doesn't want to come out, my throat is too tight." -Harri
"Oh, God, I still have the dog's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ open." -Lazer
"I thought it was a gun but it was just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vegetable." -Generic
"Yes Wonderfull Drink 8D" - Harri
"Also I have 32,392 views, you don't even have 2k with your retarded rapid ♥♥♥♥ video uploading. Maybe more people would watch if you uploaded more videos of your dad doing drugs while ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you in the ass :P" -Harri
"Look over there, it's just a bunch of raccoon heads and minion arms!" -Harri
"I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pizza mountain." -Harri
"There's always time to get blasted *shoots you in head* "- Harri
"Kiss me, my prince!" -Generic
"We're all guilty of swallowing a bit of ♥♥♥♥ juice here.." -Harri
"I wonna helicopter my ♥♥♥♥ and orgasm from the friction of the air." -Dave.
"I'm gonna make an even bigger vagina!" -Harri.
"I was too busy getting POUNDED!" -Generic.
"Sonic isnt even real it's just a man in a suit." -Orange.
"This is a good peepee!" -Generic.
"My ass was too far away from my face and you could not hear the releasing of my gasses." -DMP
"Gheest." -DMP.
"The sun's like hot man." -Spore.
"You're going to rob the skeleton that's robbing your house?" -Harri
"/me farty poops." -Orange.
"One second, I'm attaching water bottles to my fingers to make it look like I have claws." -Connor
"If I ever get a girl friend, I'm going to stick my fingers in her nose holes and just throw her into lava." -Dave
"Kermit the Frog jumps out of the Sesame Street van and starts mowing down the little children." -Dave
"Jimmy Neutron in the Attack of the HUUURGH. Jimmy just goes up behind them with a rag and covers their mouth" -Dave
"JackGames is my daddy." -Lazer
"That bubble was as useful as an aborted fetus." -Dave
"Yeah well my ♥♥♥♥♥'s wet and ready to go." -DMP
"All tall people are real." -Scoop
"Do it, Scoop. Come ♥♥♥♥ me!" -Harri
"Well I stare at the sun in hopes to go blind" -Maggie
"My coat smells like hot pockets" -Dave
"Hey tom... you think OJ did it?" -Mamadou
"Put a lightbulb in your mouth and see if you can pull it out" -DMP