Greetings,
If you are reading this you clearly have nothing better to do with your life or you are just in general a waste of life. But anyways I Swagmasteratspu am infact a badass. I have slain the dragons of Skyrim, conquered the nations of Civilization and am the greatest CS:GO player to this day. We are now done with my humble brag, time to get to the important stuff. I am single by choice but... IF your hot and have a semi decent personality and do not have a penis message me. I am an all around fun guy and I like long walks on the beach. If you bring treats I'll perform tricks like drinking bleach or emptying your wallet into mine and then claiming your money vanished due to a misclick. You can contact me at whogivesacrap@gmail.com or SwagmasteratspuOnFacebook on facebook or oof course by text at 985-756-8795.
Have a Great Day,
Swagmasteratspu