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Participation Award

Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it!
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Not So Permanent After All

Alter your permanent record.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Locker Blocker

Get access to your locker.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Hoochaholic

Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Pummeling Puffs

Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Guerilla Marketer

Post all of Sawyer's flyers in the school.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Rope-A-Dope

Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2021 @ 4:12pm

About Damn Time

Return overdue book to librarian.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Ready For Rod

Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Printer Pal

Fix Grandma's printer.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 3:04pm

My Girl

Get rid of the wasp nest.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Hobo Habitat

Give Hobo Moe a new home.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Operation Intrude n313

Sneak into Golden Haze.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Send Nudes

Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Juvenile Delinquent

Get arrested.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 10:33am

Mission Permission

Forge a signature on the permission slip.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 10:33am

Look Ma, I Can Fly!

Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 10:33am

Blue Shirted Eye Grabber

Acquire the lab technician's eyeball.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 10:33am

Mission Impassable

Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 10:33am

Eye For Detail

Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 10:33am

A Long Road Ahead

Complete Chapter 1.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 10:33am

Marriage Counselor

Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Don't Slurp That

Give a condom to a boy in need.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Chick'n Coop

Get credit card signature from Mothercluck’n Chick’n customer.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Third Wheel

Return the signed prom letter to Crystal.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Puny Express

Mail out Gertie's scathing letter.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Scarred For Life

Give Drug Dealer some scar cream.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Huff The Magic Dragon

Give Mark Hufferman a new marker.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2021 @ 1:51pm

The World Can Wait

Complete all optional sidequests.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Creepy Peepy Boy

Gain access to the girl's locker room.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2021 @ 4:12pm

A Bushy Tale

Listen to the Bush's tragic story.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Die Of Boredom

Stand in one location without moving for 20 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Desperate Times

Ask every person you possibly can out to prom.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Project Runway

Collect every costume.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Burned By Bernie

Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Locker Stalker

Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2021 @ 1:51pm

The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen

Stare at a bag blowing in the wind.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 10:33am

Hurt Me More

Catch Mr. Murphy in his S&M outfit.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Survivalist

Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Back In My Day

Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Your Lemons Suck

Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe’s Lemon-Flavored “Lemonade” Type Drink
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Every Town Has An Elm Street

Find a nightmarish costume.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Chill Out

Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Judge A Book By Its Cover

Learn about 30 different library book titles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Jeremiah 29:12

Convince someone that you're God.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Lost Prophet

Find every Jesus.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Gotta Got 'Em All

Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems"
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Get To Know Shark Dad

Have a conversation with Shark Dad.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Speed Demon

Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Blue Brailles

Deliver porn to Stevie Shades.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Distraction With Action

Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch get into a fight.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Distraction With Attraction

Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch fall in love.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Freaky Flasher

Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 5:03pm

PermaPeeper

Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Coming Clean

Find Señor Cleanfist.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2021 @ 9:29pm