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Thiss game is nothing like the stanley parable at all, and this game might just give you depression, but 8/8 gr8 m8

This Game Is Just.......

AMAZING

I was really hyped about this game when i first saw it, and it turned out even better than i thought. Though it may be very early in development it is definitely a must play.

ALTHOUGH this game is EXACTLY how it looks and sounds, ALL you do is beat the crap out of people, in my opinion that is all any game needs to be fun, if you are not into that type of game stay away from this, zero dialogue and story that i've seen. Only two levels available at this time, but theres so much variety you could still play this game for hours.

i rate it as of 10/14/2015 | 14/10/2015 a 9/10.

The lack of capitalzation hurts.

TL:DR: Its Funny, like It and press the funny button.

The Road Is Full Of Many Spoilers That Would Take You 5 Minutes To Play Through.

My Daily Routine:
Wake Up At 3:22
Read Rape Poster On Ceiling
Admire Shrimp for 10 minutes
Pee While Sitting
Admire Picture Of Shrip Printed By Jico's
Watch TV x5
Admire Room Of Palm Trees And Weird Art Words
Shrimp....Again
Pretend To Be An Electrician For 10 Minutes
Turn Around
Finds Noose
Tries To Hang Self Due To Failure At Electrician
Explores For 10 Minutes
Finds Book Shelf Hidden Behind My Bedroom Door
Remembers Secret Door Plans
Uganda ♥♥♥♥♥♥ My Weekend Again
Discovers Secret Room
Crack's The Vault From Experience In Payday 2
Finds My Butt Budy Next To Bowl Of Shrimp That Is Clearly Out Of Reach
Does Mom Know?
No Gold Was In Vault, Time To Escape
Eat My Shrimp With One Hand And Wipe Tears With Other
Use Computator To Chat With New Butt Buddies
My Friend Is Too Busy Trying To Make Babies That They Wont Listen To Me
Friend Mentions Many Weird Things I haven't Learned In School Yet
I Must Clean Up The Mess Gordon Freeman Left In My Microwave
I Go Back to Double Check The Rape, Gold-Free Vault
I Unlock My Butt Budy And Decide I'm Tired
Actually Hanged Self Due To Boredome
Discovers Theres More To This Game
Uninstalls Windows 95 and Quits PC Gaming For Ever

11/10 Will Waste Time Again

Meh
No story, no purpose, boring gameplay, ugly art style imo, etc.

its free, play it mess around for 5 minutes.

This game is a very epic quest for mighty loot.

really fun, pay 2 win obviously but its still alot of fun for many hours without having to spend a dime, but you WILL want to buy things i can guarentee.

Better than every clash of clans rip-off combined!

The most fun i've had in a game in a long time. (thanks for nothing DOTA...)

The tutorial castles kind of drag but trust me, it gets ALOT more fun raiding actual players.

The best game ever

Taught me more about economics than any business class ever could.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The title is English
This should be to

Victim: "NO I HAVE A FAMILY!"
Me: "Good, more people to kill."
*head explodes*
10/10 8/8 g8 m8 not nearly as grusome as i expected, i think ESRB and twitch and all the other babies are overeacting

only problem is my audio is messed up, i can't hear my gunshots or explosions, idk if its a feature or what, but i don't mind still fun

I bought it and got the one mask i didnt want, now i leave it to chance to be a trex....

I drilled a vault 5 feet from the bank tellers and nobody noticed

10/10 would drill again