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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2020 @ 6:25pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2020 @ 6:01pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2020 @ 4:12pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 4:42pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 10:21am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2020 @ 5:07pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 4:55pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 8:51am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2020 @ 4:27pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2020 @ 6:36am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2020 @ 9:11pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2020 @ 11:40am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 4:26pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2020 @ 7:42pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2020 @ 6:55pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 9:21pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 10:28am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2020 @ 5:38pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2020 @ 4:35pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2020 @ 5:16pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2020 @ 8:07pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2020 @ 8:17am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2020 @ 6:16pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 12:53pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 2:53pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2021 @ 11:47am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 22 May, 2021 @ 6:38am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2021 @ 9:33am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 15 May, 2021 @ 6:20am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 22 May, 2021 @ 9:37am



The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos