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ㅤ* Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
ㅤ* A man is stopped by an angry neighbour. "I'd just left the house this morning to collect my newspaper when that evil Doberman of yours went for me!"
"I'm astounded", said the dog's owner. "I've been feeding that fleabag for seven years and it's never got the paper for me."
ㅤ* At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
📗 * 👾 * 🎁 * 🌸 * 🐝 * 💚 * 📕 * 💎 * 📀 * 🎈 * 🐟 * 🎍 * 📘 * 🌂 * 🚕 * 🐊
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!
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