To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play the P90. The spray is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the shots will go over a typical enemys head. There's also Gabe's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these sprays, to realise that they're not just straight- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike P90 truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Gabe's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Heaton's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Counter-Strike tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid