I'm just a supply pack addict. Being able to chuck grenades at everything I want and stim like a junkie. Thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ helldiving right there. None of that pansy ass ♥♥♥♥ tugging objective completion ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Helldivers puke, helldivers poop on the field, helldivers melee a bile titan on the mega nest. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard core ♥♥♥♥ in the ass butterball foosball ♥♥♥♥ it chuck it game time ♥♥♥♥. Take it to the showers. ♥♥♥♥♥ get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Helldiving is back baby.

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I'm probably not your dad.

Hey man, I couldn't help but notice you didn't ask me how work was on Friday. I'm going to be honest, that's kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. I guess I had the wrong idea about our friendship, but that's ok. I get it now...

Cheeki this, Briiki.

étale ce tube de viande grand ouvert, grand papa