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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 12:05pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 12:39pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 4:35am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 8:21am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 7:27am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2016 @ 9:25am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2014 @ 9:02am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 8:58am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2014 @ 12:17pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2014 @ 6:57am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 12:57pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2014 @ 6:32am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2017 @ 8:37am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 12:03pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2017 @ 11:18am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 11:57am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2017 @ 9:54am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2014 @ 6:56am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2017 @ 1:23pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2017 @ 6:42am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 11:05am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 6:37am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2014 @ 2:10pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 10:20am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 7:31am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2014 @ 12:35pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 11:18am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2017 @ 3:53pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 12:57pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 5:53am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 5:46am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 12:05pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2017 @ 7:29am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2014 @ 2:34pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 12:02pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 9:45am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 12:40pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2017 @ 7:47am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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