A loose parent works below a heterosexual

I am a leader, not a follower.....unless it's a dark place, then ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥, you're going first ...

i don't know who u are,i don't know what u want

but if u spoil the dark knight before i see it,i will find u & i will kill u.

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish!

10. Read less.

9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

7. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

6. Procrastinate more.

5. Drink. Drink some more.

4. Start being superstitious.

3. Spend more time at work.

2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

my jewish mate is that tight he can peel a orange in his pocket

Godmother hubbard went to the cupboard to get mr. crow a sausage. when she got there she saw a big bear and mr. crow had to go to bed hungry.