Solcius's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2014 @ 11:17am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2015 @ 2:09pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 2:14pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2016 @ 5:08am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 29 Feb, 2016 @ 1:52am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 8:12am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 2:12pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2015 @ 6:43am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2015 @ 4:12am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2015 @ 7:52am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 5 May, 2015 @ 4:44am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2015 @ 2:29pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2015 @ 8:15am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2016 @ 1:37am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2016 @ 4:35am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2015 @ 6:38am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2015 @ 6:37am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 29 Feb, 2016 @ 1:54am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 9:17am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2016 @ 12:13pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 5:22am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2016 @ 4:13am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2016 @ 5:31am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2016 @ 5:01am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2015 @ 6:11am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 10:42am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2015 @ 10:38am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 8:29am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2016 @ 1:34am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2017 @ 12:23pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:36am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 5:39am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 8:14am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2015 @ 8:35am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 7:26am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 2:11pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2015 @ 8:22am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 9:15am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2015 @ 8:36am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2015 @ 8:17am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 10:32am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 10:53am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2015 @ 4:57am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 9:13am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2015 @ 2:17pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 4:35am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 5:37am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2017 @ 8:07am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 5:58am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 4:03am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 12:03pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2015 @ 6:33am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 9:22am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

4 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

16 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

205 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

1 / 30