Happy birthday dickwad ;)

There's an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman all talking about their teenage daughters.The Englishman says, "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smoked."
The Scotsman says, "that's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank."
With that the Irishman says, "both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found a packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a ♥♥♥♥."

Two Irishmen walking past a Police Station.

A big poster at the front reads "Two Blackmen wanted for rape!"

Paddy turns to Mick and says "Dem Fokkers always get the best jobs"

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VACation

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