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This is utter garbage. How anyone can like this is really beyond me

Absoolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of RNG. Might as well just sit at home and throw a D20. If it's a 20 you've won, congratulations! If not, try again!

Dev is right, it does get more interesting. I lost interest too quickly. A nice mix of different privileges is what this game lives off, but that will only start later in the game.

Oh no, the internet connection was gone for 0.01 seconds. DISCONNECT. How about a reconnect function, useless devs?

Apart from that:

Is it a perfect game? - No
Is it a good game? - No

Hilarious "room escape"-like coop game. Highly recommended!

Is the campaign a joke? Biggest middle finger to the gamers. You can get into a dead-end if you don't pick farms in the tech tree. Don't have it and out of maps you can do? Too bad, gotta start over FROM SQUARE ONE.

Loading and saving times are ridiculously long, especially for that type of game, and the whole game is just frustrating.

Sucks big fat tur ds

Spikes in single player mode because you geniuses made that online, too. Gj, give yourselves a round of applause. (DON'T)

Almost completely luck based and very repetitive.

Laggy servers, very simple mechanics. It sucks ass big time.