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Welcome to Qud

Die.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Eat an Entire Bear

Kill a bear and eat it. Just eat an entire bear.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:40pm

Knight Conical

Recover Stopsvalinn.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 8:34pm

You Are Becoming

Install a cybernetic implant at a becoming nook.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 4:16pm

You Became

Have a cybernetic implant installed on every implantable body part.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 5:33pm

Love Thyself

Fall in love with yourself.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 9:17am

A Bond Knit with Trust

Become loved by a faction.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 10:22pm

Quiet This Metal

Speak to the alchemist.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:23pm

Proteus

Have 10 mutations.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:32pm

Litteratus

Read 10 books.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:49am

Jawsnapper

Kill 100 snapjaws.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:23am

Your Thirst Is Mine, My Water Is Yours

Perform the introductory water ritual 100 times.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Oathbreaker

Violate the sacred covenant of the water ritual.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Go on. Do it.

Wield the amaranthine prism.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:03pm

Free Falling

Fall to your death.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:29pm

What With the Disembowelment and All

Find one of Argyve's old apprentices.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Psst.

Find the oddly-hued glowpad.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:34pm

That Was Nice

Compliment Q Girl.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Rocket Bear

Equip the Flume-Flier of the Sky-Bear.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:23pm

Sight Older Than Sight

Discover psychic glimmer.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:32pm

What Are Directions on a Space That Cannot Be Ordered?

Attain 40 psychic glimmer and discover the vast psychic aether.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:32pm

Glimmer of Truth

Attain 20 psychic glimmer as a true kin.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:32pm

Sultan of Salt

Invent 100 recipes.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:44pm

A Clammy Reception

Enter Mak's clam in the Yd Freehold.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

What's Eating the Watervine?

Complete the quest What's Eating the Watervine?
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Belong, Friends

Help the slynth find a new home.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 4:12pm

*gulp*

Be swallowed whole.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 6:45pm

Dawnglider

Become auroral.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 6:33pm

Live and Ink

Tattoo yourself.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 8:34pm

tsk tsk

Disappoint a highly entropic being.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:04pm

Raisins in the Layer Cake

Recover a relic from a historic site.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 1:30pm

May the Ground Shake But the Six Day Stilt Never Tumble

Travel to the Six Day Stilt.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Mumblecore

Learn a secret from the microbiome.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:38pm

Open Your Mind

Have your head explode.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 3:49pm

Weirdwire Conduit.. Eureka!

Help Argyve build the contraption.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 9:53pm

More than a Willing Spirit

Return from Golgotha with a repaired waydroid and gain admittance to Grit Gate.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 10:14pm

Decoding the Signal

Travel to the Temple of the Rock and decrypt the mysterious signal.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:59pm

The Earl of Omonporch

Strike a deal with Asphodel the Lovely for control of the Spindlegrounds.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 6:59pm

A Call to Arms

Defend Grit Gate from the Putus Templar.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 7:13pm

Pax Klanq, I Presume?

Deliver a message to the mushroom prodigy.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 8:13pm

All the Leaves are Grey

Contract monochrome.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 10:30pm

Rainbow Reading

Cure monochrome via traditional methods.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 10:43pm

Waterpipe and Rest

Smoke from a hookah.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 7:05pm

The Comedy

Settle the dispute in Bey Lah in Eskhind's favor.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:35pm

The History

Settle the dispute in Bey Lah in Hindriarch Keh's favor.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:46pm

The Sonnet

Return the crumpled sheet of paper to its intended recipient or its author.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:51pm



The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 1

Violate the Pauli exclusion principle.

To Thine Own Self Be True

Wear your own severed face on your face.

Friend to Fungi

Host three different fungal infections at once.

Goat Simulator

Project your mind into a goat's body.

The Spirit of Vengeance

Recover the Ruin of House Isner.

Love at First Sign

Fall in love with a sign.

Pyramid Scheme

Kill a chrome pyramid.

Dark Tidings

Foresee your own death.

The Woe of Joppa

Become hated by the villagers of Joppa.

Peekaboo

Become loved by newly sentient beings.

Starry Demise

Be crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.

Mutagenic Mastery

Advance a mutation to level 15.

Biographer

Learn the complete history of a single sultan.

Cubic and Wisest Human

Activate a time cube.

In Contemplation of Eons

Perform the water ritual with Oboroqoru, Ape God.

Three-Sludge Monte

Kill a trisludge.

Five-Sludge Monte

Kill a pentasludge.

Ten-Sludge Monte

Kill a decasludge.

Gemini

Wield Caslainard and Polluxus.

Donation Level: Kasaphescence

Make an offering at the Sacred Well of an artifact worth at least 200 reputation.

Leap, Frog.

Convince a frog to teach you how to jump.

Six Arms None the Richer

Have six arms.

Mechanimist Reformer

Convince the High Priest of the Stilt to join your party.

Feast Upon the Goat Hearts! *cheers*

Perform the water ritual with Mamon Souldrinker.

Two Cats Are Better Than One

Clone Ctesiphus.

Me, Myself, and I

Share the map with 10 clones of yourself.

Clonal Colony

Share the map with 30 clones of yourself.

The Woe of Apes

Kill Oboroqoru, Ape God.

Close the Loop

Recover Kindrish.

Tourist

Visit 100 generated villages.
36 / 100

There Can Be Only One

Encode the psionic bits of someone's psyche onto the holographic boundary of your own psyche.

Absolute Unit

Successfully cook a meal with neutron flux as an ingredient.

Non-Locally Sourced

Cook a meal with an extradimensional limb as an ingredient.

Surprise!

Eat the Cloaca Surprise.

Byevalve

Enter 100 giant clams.
12 / 100

Dayenu

Give the repulsive device to all four children of the Tomb.
1 / 4

Token of Gratitude

Be gifted a 10-pointed asterisk.

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 2

Exploit wave-particle duality to clone yourself.

I-

Wink out of existence.

The Narrowing Sky

Wear each of the six Faces of the sultanate.
0 / 6

Was It Something I Said?

Invoke the Chaos Spiel.

Lottery Winner

Gain a mutation from a gamma moth's mutating gaze.

The Psychal Chorus

Drink 20 drams of brain brine.
8 / 20

Become as Gods

Bestow life to 20 inanimate objects.
2 / 20

Aleph

Defeat one of the Girsh nephilim.

Bet

Defeat two of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Gimel

Defeat three of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Dalet

Defeat four of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

He

Defeat five of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Vav

Defeat six of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 3

Prove the information paradox by causing your surroundings to glitch.

Dream within a Dream

Enter a waking dream from within a waking dream.

Wander Darkling in the Eternal Space

Lose your will to live.

Swollen Bulb

Consume 10 drams of sunslag in a single playthrough.

Sound Sleeper

Wake peacefully from twenty dreams.

Arconaut

Descend 50 strata deep.

Get in the Robot

Infiltrate a temple mecha.

Total Makeover

Pour a dram of pure warm static on yourself.

My Many Facets

Eat the Crystal Delight.

Imagine a Rubber Sheet

Dash yourself on the crags of spacetime.

Lair Cake

Discover 100 lairs.

On Second Thought

Eat a serving of humble pie.

Caves of Qud

Beat the game.
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