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74.4 hrs on record (67.0 hrs at review time)
Going in I thought this was a simple diving game, but it proved to have all of the freakin' mario party mini-games thrown in as well. 10/10, perfect mix of fun tasks and events without being overwhelming.
Posted 26 December, 2023.
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746.4 hrs on record (738.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Long ago this was a game with great potential and joy, then the Dev Dondi attacked. The people rejoiced in great hype for a new update, both graphical and gameplay focused, but they were all of them deceived. For the Dark Dev forged a master patch to destroy all others that came before. And into this patch he forged his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all fun.

One by one dinosaurs fell to their dooms from psychopathic terrain design, rampant bugs and frustrating gameplay choices. But there were some that resisted. A last alliance of reddit and discord posters marched their criticisms against the mod armies of Dondi. On the slopes of P*nis Rock, they fought for their freedom.

It was in this moment all hope had faded. The great ban waves had started, silencing the Dark Dev's detractors forever.

Do you feel like you need more frustration in your life?
Are you tired of having fun?
Do you hate positive communities?

Play The Isle and suffer well.
Posted 26 August, 2023.
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204.5 hrs on record (22.2 hrs at review time)
Amazing game you can easily lose several hours if not days into. If you were a fan of Harvest Moon, you will love this.
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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