Billy_Brightside
Edward Burton   United States
 
 
When I'm not playing or reading or talking about PC games I'm writing about them. And when I'm not doing that I'm listening to game soundtracks. And then sometimes I'm just strumming a guitar.

Intel I9-13900K
NZXT H9 Flow 9 Case
Gigabyte Z790 Aorus Elite AX ICE Motherboard
GSkill Trident DDR 6400 64 GBs RAM
Seasonic 1000 Power Supply
Samsung 2 TB 990 Nvme, 2TB EVO, 8 TB QVO Storage drives
Zotac RTX 4070 TI Super 16 GB Video
Lian Li 360 mm Liquid Cooling
Dell Alienware AW3423DWF 34" 1440p Ultra Wide Monitor
Steelseries 6GV2 cherry red mechanical keyboard
Logitech G502 Hero gaming mouse
Thrustmaster RW TX Leather Wheel Set
Thrustmaster TH8A Shifter
Thrustmaster T.1600M HOTAS Flight Control System
Logitech Z-5300 5.1 Surround Sound speakers
Audeze Maxwell Planar Magnetic Hi-Rez w/ Dolby Atmos Headset


Novelist, guitarist, reader, PC gamer.

"Say what you want about us Americans, but if there's one thing we understand, it’s capitalism. You pay for a product you'd better damn well get what you pay for…” -- Max Payne
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Sid Meier is the Willy Wonka of PC game designers. And he's turned us all into gluttonous brats named Augustus Gloop. His games all exude a simple charm that has the tendency to steal hours from a person's life and become evidence "exhibit A" in about every other divorce court in the country. None of his games are exempt, from his Railroad Tycoon games to his maddeningly "just one more turn" addictive Civilization games. I remember playing his Sid Meier's Gettysburg! in 1998 and thinking it was the best civil war strategy game to ever grace the PC. I stumbled upon my old Gettysburg! disk the other day, but unfortunately, the game has aged terribly. Father Time has watered down and diluted Meier's twinkling charm. Oh, Father Time, you great and terrible killjoy!

Enter Ultimate General:Gettysburg. Created by a modder named Darth who specializes in Creative Assembly's venerable Total War series, Darth has pretty much recrafted Sid's wonderful software toy and fashioned it into a trip down memory lane, only better! The graphics are updated, the AI is a force to be reckoned with, and the game even has its own ambient flare, reverse zoom and you see the fancy wooden trim of the dining room table you are in fact playing a living board game on. Covering the Battle of Gettysburg in its four day entirety, the game bleeds history, and branches of alternate history depending upon the decisions you make regarding your generals. The gameplay mechanics are not quite grognard level, but they're well beyond Facebook Farmville antics. Mouse lassoing of units, and point and click movement orders, troop movements dictated by drag and drop strategy lines, it's all here. I loaded the game up just to check it out, and I spent a weekend playing through the whole campaign on both sides. It's not often a game gets its hooks in me like that, but I love when it does. It's these times I'm truly honored to be a PC gamer.

The cartoonlike artstyle of the board, and the soldiers which are actually sprites, (and do admittedly leave a longing for the ability to zoom down one more notch for a closer look) are crafted as lovingly as even the bold sinewy text of the location names. In another reference to the wonderful Roald Dahl, remember the sign in the school in Matilda's class that Ms. Trunchbull had erected, "If you're having fun, then you're not learning!"? Well, this game proves that notion a simple fallacy because UGG not only proves that you can learn history by playing a computer game, but also that you can have a grandiose good time while doing so.
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Lords of the Fallen on PC: When Dark Souls released in 2011, it heralded in a new genre of games, so impactful the genre even called itself, Souls-like, an obvious allusion to the game’s incredible difficulty. I even joke around with the guys I work with explaining, “There are two types of people in the world, those who have beat Dark souls, and those who haven’t. And guess what, guys? I’m one who has!” The Souls formula is simple, but compelling. One starts out as the typical RPG “chosen one,” a level 1 nobody, and you fight things and loot things, all the while building up attributes to take on extremely difficult boss fights in an attempt to level your statistics even more. The first major copycat out of the gate was Deck13’s Lords of the Fallen. Critics christened it the first “souls-like.” It is, albeit with a difficulty considered easier and much more of a storyline complete with talking NPCs. Not to mention, your player character, Harkyn, has much more personality than the desiccated husk of a being you played in Dark Souls. I’ve got almost three dozen hours in the game, and admittedly, it is a struggle. It’s giving my Xbox controller a good workout, and after beating this one (if I do) I’ll be taking a break from another souls-like game for a long while simply because they are so exhausting.


Rear Window on 4K Blu-Ray: I recently picked up a box, make that a “book” set of Alfred Hitchcock films on 4K. This first set contained four Hitchcock movies (perhaps his four most well known among the masses.) I wasn’t expecting these films to be so glorious looking as remastered 4K versions. The first movie I watched was Rear Window. It concerns a freelance photographer, played by James Stewart, who is convalescing in his small New York apartment with a broken leg. Confined to a wheelchair, he has little to do but stare out of his windows at the other tenants’ windows, in effect, becoming a voyeur of sorts. His curiosity gets him deep into hot water, however, when he thinks he sees one of the tenants murder his wife and proceed to remove her from the small apartment in little pieces. The movie is a testament to Hitchcock’s ingenuity as a director. The whole film is from the viewpoint of the photographer’s apartment. The movie is a suspense tour de force, and I can now say with confidence it has become my favorite Alfred Hitchcock movie.

Alien: Romulus at IMAX: It was on par with the first two Alien movies, and as it turns out, the movie occurs between the first and second Alien movies. Peculiarities I thought that were just that, peculiarities, were the space station the kids found they were going to use to abandon their mining planet. Hard to believe it was just hanging there all along like a ripened apple, just out of reach. And then the way the xenomorphs evolved from facehuggers to fully grown walking terrors in such a short amount of time. David Jonsson, who played the broken android, did a remarkable job. The movie made strong allusions to Alien:Isolation, one of my favorite games of all time. If you’re a fan of the first two movies, this one belongs in your collection.



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loxlo 27 Oct @ 11:17am 
Your the best man i have ever known
Ausmerica 8 Sep @ 1:38am 
This is my pondering stool.
Jesus on the Dashboard 18 Aug @ 12:06pm 
Slime..... you're a worthless pile of ♥♥♥♥..... Go touch grass. Billy Brightside is a national treasure you scumbag.
Slime 18 Aug @ 10:52am 
Youre a worthless scumbag, 0 worth. Get over yourself and the ♥♥♥♥ game style you play.Write about how bad you are at games and how you have to play like a clown. Ruin more games why dont you.
⛓ Avant-Garde Lilith ⛓ 30 Jun @ 11:01am 
Young Ed is the best! :Jodies_Teddy_Bear:
Lionheart 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:33pm 
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