Billy_Brightside
Edward Burton   United States
 
 
When I'm not playing or reading or talking about PC games I'm writing about them. And when I'm not doing that I'm listening to game soundtracks. And then sometimes I'm just strumming a guitar.

Intel I9-13900K
NZXT H9 Flow 9 Case
Gigabyte Z790 Aorus Elite AX ICE Motherboard
GSkill Trident DDR 6400 64 GBs RAM
Seasonic 1000 Power Supply
Samsung 2 TB 990 Nvme, 2TB EVO, 8 TB QVO Storage drives
Zotac RTX 4070 TI Super 16 GB Video
Lian Li 360 mm Liquid Cooling
Dell Alienware AW3423DWF 34" 1440p Ultra Wide Monitor
Steelseries 6GV2 cherry red mechanical keyboard
Logitech G502 Hero gaming mouse
Thrustmaster RW TX Leather Wheel Set
Thrustmaster TH8A Shifter
Thrustmaster T.1600M HOTAS Flight Control System
Logitech Z-5300 5.1 Surround Sound speakers
Audeze Maxwell Planar Magnetic Hi-Rez w/ Dolby Atmos Headset


Novelist, guitarist, reader, PC gamer.

"Say what you want about us Americans, but if there's one thing we understand, it’s capitalism. You pay for a product you'd better damn well get what you pay for…” -- Max Payne
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Alien: Isolation
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Sid Meier is the Willy Wonka of PC game designers. And he's turned us all into gluttonous brats named Augustus Gloop. His games all exude a simple charm that has the tendency to steal hours from a person's life and become evidence "exhibit A" in about every other divorce court in the country. None of his games are exempt, from his Railroad Tycoon games to his maddeningly "just one more turn" addictive Civilization games. I remember playing his Sid Meier's Gettysburg! in 1998 and thinking it was the best civil war strategy game to ever grace the PC. I stumbled upon my old Gettysburg! disk the other day, but unfortunately, the game has aged terribly. Father Time has watered down and diluted Meier's twinkling charm. Oh, Father Time, you great and terrible killjoy!

Enter Ultimate General:Gettysburg. Created by a modder named Darth who specializes in Creative Assembly's venerable Total War series, Darth has pretty much recrafted Sid's wonderful software toy and fashioned it into a trip down memory lane, only better! The graphics are updated, the AI is a force to be reckoned with, and the game even has its own ambient flare, reverse zoom and you see the fancy wooden trim of the dining room table you are in fact playing a living board game on. Covering the Battle of Gettysburg in its four day entirety, the game bleeds history, and branches of alternate history depending upon the decisions you make regarding your generals. The gameplay mechanics are not quite grognard level, but they're well beyond Facebook Farmville antics. Mouse lassoing of units, and point and click movement orders, troop movements dictated by drag and drop strategy lines, it's all here. I loaded the game up just to check it out, and I spent a weekend playing through the whole campaign on both sides. It's not often a game gets its hooks in me like that, but I love when it does. It's these times I'm truly honored to be a PC gamer.

The cartoonlike artstyle of the board, and the soldiers which are actually sprites, (and do admittedly leave a longing for the ability to zoom down one more notch for a closer look) are crafted as lovingly as even the bold sinewy text of the location names. In another reference to the wonderful Roald Dahl, remember the sign in the school in Matilda's class that Ms. Trunchbull had erected, "If you're having fun, then you're not learning!"? Well, this game proves that notion a simple fallacy because UGG not only proves that you can learn history by playing a computer game, but also that you can have a grandiose good time while doing so.
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A Tiny Slice of Fame . . For One Month.
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The Lair of the White Worm by Bram Stoker: Known much more for penning the seminal Dracula in 1897, this is every bit as dark. It concerns a young man who discovers he has an uncle he’s never met that turns out to be a very wealthy relative about to leave his fortune to him. The young man, an Australian, ventures to jolly old England to meet this benevolent uncle. When he arrives, the young man is made privy to strange goings on by the uncle’s friend. It seems there is a neighboring woman enshrouded by mysterious happenings and poor misfortune to those who venture too close. This becomes an exciting tale with intermittent scenes consistent with the Victorian period: stuffy guys in formal clothing, sharing cigars and brandy in front of fireplaces, and bantering with stilted language. I liked it.

Nosferatu at the movie theater: Bill Skarsgard, who so effectively played the horrible archvillain, Pennywise, in the newer It movies, is an unrecognizable Count Orlock in this remake of the 1922 silent Dracula ripoff. He does a remarkable job. 1838 Germany. A decaying castle filled with rats and last hope sunsets. This movie contains all of the trappings of a classic Universal Dracula movie. There is a scene in which the young litigator, having gone to Transylvania to assist the mysterious Count Orlock with a real estate purchase, is walking toward the Count’s residence. He comes to a crossroads in a forest. It’s broad daylight, but the trees are so thick it looks like night. Suddenly, in the distance can be seen a black mass coming down the road toward him. It’s not discernible until you can make out the manes of galloping horses and we begin to realize it’s a coach sent to pick the young man up. This will become the most memorable scene in a horror movie for me in probably the last five years. The movie is heavy with blacks and grays. The costumes are on point, as is the dialogue which is painted with Victorianism. I was glad when the movie ended and not because it was a bad movie, not at all. It was just bleak and filled with melancholy. It made me glad I didn’t live back then.

Baldur’s Gate on Steam: With all of the wondrous rage over Baldur’s Gate 3, I figured it was time to get Baldur’s Gate 1 knocked out. And yes, I know besides the setting the games are unrelated. Still, being the purist I am, that’s not the way I roll. I’m glad I started with this one. The characters have real personality and I care what happens to them, the writing is topnotch. Level caps are weird, over 50 plus hours and I finally hit level 5. (And I’m in Chapter Four of a six chapter game.) And, being as difficult as these early RPGs were out of the gate, some leveling up consists of simply changing your level number. There are no added pluses to weapons, no fresh skills, no increasing lockpicking from 45 to 46, oh no, it’s simply bumping your character up from level 2 to level 3. The game scenes look handcrafted and are a beautiful play space. Lastly, Beamdog did a wonderful job with the Enhanced Version tweaking the game to run on modern rigs. The game centers on a curse that causes realm-wide corrosion of iron. So, there goes all of the weapons and all of the armor. It’s up to your party to delve into the mines where the iron is pulled and get to the bottom of what’s causing the curse. The plot is as immersive as reading The Lord of the Rings for the first time. If you’ve finished Baldur’s Gate 3, do yourself a favor: go play Baldur’s Gate to see where it all began.


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Website link [ecburton.blogspot.com]
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⛓ Avant-Garde Lilith ⛓ 24 Dec, 2024 @ 8:31am 
Happy everything cool man! :Jodies_Teddy_Bear:
Lionheart 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:28pm 
Dear Edward,

I hope you're having a wonderful Christmas season! Enjoy the cozy time with your loved ones, delicious food and of course lots of presents! 🎄🎁✨

I wish you a peaceful Christmas Eve with candlelight, Christmas carols and lots of joy. Have a good time and forget the stress of everyday life for a moment. 🎅🕯🎶

For the new year 2025, I wish you all the best! May all your wishes come true and the year be full of happiness, health and success. Here's to a new year with many unforgettable moments and lots of fun! 🎉🥂🍀

Have a blast and slide into the new year smoothly! 🍾🥳

Warmest greetings,

Fatih
loxlo 27 Oct, 2024 @ 11:17am 
Your the best man i have ever known
Ausmerica 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:38am 
This is my pondering stool.
Casey Anthony's Tub 18 Aug, 2024 @ 12:06pm 
Slime..... you're a worthless pile of ♥♥♥♥..... Go touch grass. Billy Brightside is a national treasure you scumbag.
Slime 18 Aug, 2024 @ 10:52am 
Youre a worthless scumbag, 0 worth. Get over yourself and the ♥♥♥♥ game style you play.Write about how bad you are at games and how you have to play like a clown. Ruin more games why dont you.