ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I CAN'T STAND THE VOLKSWAGEN GTI AND GOLF R OWNERS AND THEIR UTTERLY INSUFFERABLE ATTITUDES ANY LONGER! I'M GOING TO LET OFF SOME STEAM ABOUT WHY I WON'T BE ATTENDING ANY MORE OF THEIR MEETS, AND I WON'T HOLD BACK!

Let's start with those GTI owners, who treat their cars like they've uncovered the meaning of life itself! Sure, the GTI is alright, but it's not the automotive messiah these fanatics make it out to be. They've built a cult-like bubble where nothing else exists except their precious GTI. It's like they're under a mind-control spell, and I've had enough of their brainwashing antics!

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

the sound of poggers

ham

+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard johnson push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.