Recent reviews by Shmowder

Elder Scrolls S E X: Lejend

This was it, this was everything.

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Shes real to me...

Play as Russia
Steppe Kalmuk & Gorodskiye Streltsy supremacy
Bully Ottomans
Sweden bully me
Poland sends another alliance offer
Decline
Poland in tatters
Check out the situation in America
Most natives are warring against each other?
Europeans/Colonies trading and allied with natives?
Quebec scum get annihilated off the face of the earth, Britain, Thirteen Colonies, Louisiana and some "civilised" natives on good terms?
Black Hills still belongs to the sioux?
Stinky mexicans and savage pueblo nations pushed to their stink hole where they can kill each other?
Canada does not need to ever exist?
Who gaf about Europe and India?

0/10 This goes against everything twitterverse has told me about (HI(S)tory).

Dead like my in game xcom 2 wife that i think about almost daily since 2019

Good military game but not realistic enough.

When i play as wagner PMC and i shoot a Ukrainian in the head I want to see the blood spill out and his brains chunk, when I shoot someone point blank in the guts with an RPK 5 times I want them to fall to the ground and beg while realistic blood. When I am sniping with my SVD, I want to shoot a Ukrainain in the leg, watch him crawl and beg for god, leg dangling and blood before I shoot him in the head a mile away.

Running crewman is awesome but not realistic enough when i blow up a jeep with a frag shell, I want to see the Israeli solider crawl out of the wreckage and on mic beg for his life as i drive him over with my track and see realistic guts blowing out the side of his mangled corpse and his head explode with broken bones and shout allah ackbar with the boys.

When I am in commander mode these are not computer players, these are people I consider less than human, this is as real as it gets and I have to show them who the winner is and I want to hear them beg on mic and hear the last breath leave their body.

When I am the good guy I want to feel like a good guy doing good guy things, I want to be a hero, someones god that they cannot pray to, but die for. If the game was more realistic id feel this so real.

This game is so damn good, I wish I paid more attention to it earlier.

Aside from the character slots being limited to one, the free game seems fine.

Should have 3 min so new players can try a melee, ranged and sup class without deleting their progress.

THIS GAME IS HORRIBLE PLEASE UPDATE THEIR BUTTHOLE PHYSICS TO 8K HD, MEGAN FOX AND MAKE THE GAME FUN LIKE WARBAND AND ILL RATE THUBS UP

Just beat the game so review time!

TLDR: I give this game 4 ham bones out of five lightly soiled covid era masks found in a car glove box

Most of the fun was exploration and messing with the physics (Flooding the map, burning everything with fire/acid, digging with drills and explosives.) It seems that going down is not the only way to explore, you can move left and right at surface level but I have yet to find out how to get up on the cliff at the beginning of the game.

Wand customising was pretty cool and if you get the right perks you can cater to them and make some fun builds. Wand customising is hit or miss because you usually just end up killing yourself if you actually try to make anything fun or try something new.

Enemy variety is insane, finding and killing all enemies will add to the fun of exploration. Due to the randomness of the game there are frustrating times where the game spawns multiple one hit kill enemies that could be countered if you're lucky with traits, or enemies that spawn weaker enemies that, by the time you get to them, have spawned an army. This can be very fun or very annoying depending on how serious your run is.

The least amount of fun I had with the game was actually trying to beat it. The odds are always against you and with no run being the same with level design, traits, wands and enemies, you can never quite prepare for anything. I beat the game with luck, dodging most enemy attacks while rushing through the stages with a wand and traits catered to defence and projectile counter.

Now that I beat the game its time to play it with mods.

Overall I give this game two methed out bums with boxcutters slashing at your eyes out of three Michigan Stars

Biggest waist of time ever and there is no sex this is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

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