Chaos

Oop

Oh boy xD

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Love me baby four more times.

İf you ever come back Just you know what to do

When I was 12, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew, I flogged the one-eyed snake, Skinned my sausage, I made the bald man cry INTO the turtle stew which I do believe my sister ate (Or at least I hope she did.) I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a broth- ENOUGH says the lady in the back

So, ye tink ye gat gruff, well I say ye do nat gat enuff

o ye lass

o no lad

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I tell ya hwat, you just got visited by the friendly propane man

Get on an RPG and we'll see Sonic

heyo :D

Hello Beast! :)

☻/ This is Bob.
/▌ Copy and paste him so he can
/ \ take over STEAM.
:)

Merry Christmas!

DERP

look at my pic its me as a pony :D

i agree

hi beast it was fun playing l4d2 with ya too bad it monday

Yo!

sup

yo beast!

YO guys

Hello Da beast.

ELLO!!!!!