+REP great player, communicates well, and cute as hell

This guy is truly a medical miracle. A beautiful specimen of a human. Doctors have found a way to implant a cabbage in the place of where a brain would normally be. While he may not exhibit the common critical thinking skills of an average human being, he's still able to complete simple-minded tasks like holding the "W" key and clicking Mouse 1. If you queue with him, don't rage or be mad at him, just simply appreciate him for what he is: a breakthrough in modern science.

Sources: New England Journal of Medicine, MM game with him

Okay, let me start off by saying: I am NOT gay...But ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I'd love to have WASTE as my little boy toy. I don't even see this as homosexuality, it's me seeing this perfect, sensual, sensitive creature with a touch of femininity; that free flowing, wavy hair moves like the slow rhythmic waves on a starry night. His rosy cheeks dimly burning, radiating the fiery passion of an adventurous young man. I watch his smokey eyes gaze back and forth, along with his lips, as they slightly tremble and cu

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I must say, out of all the people I have ever played with on CS:GO, this guy is one of the nicest, most courteous players I've had the pleasure of playing with. His callouts are on point, he is always helpful, even to the newer players, and generally has fun even in the competitive games. If every player was like this guy, CS:GO would be a better place to be. Unfortunately, my friend here caused 9/11 and will always be remembered as a little ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ who murdered thousands of innocent people for no apparent reason other than his false god told him that his punishment for masturbating to the poster of Bill Nye the Science guy on his wall was to hijack airplanes and ram them into two buildings. George Bush saw this kid and shared his vision, walked in on him masturbating to get hyped about his punishment, and provided him with the sand ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ necessary to orchestrate such an atrocity. While the media may berate him for the things he's done, he is, and always will be, my best friend.

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