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47 of 50 (94%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 5:31am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 6:54am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 1:31am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 10:06pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 7:08am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 12:52am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2021 @ 5:01am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 3:55am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2021 @ 2:26am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2021 @ 4:00pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 5:29am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2021 @ 12:55am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 5:24am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2021 @ 2:41am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 1:56am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2021 @ 5:45am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2016 @ 9:17am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 1:50am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 7:26am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 8:18am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 9:59pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 3:54am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 3:02am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 2:58am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 8:52am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 7:06am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 7:27am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 5:12am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 3:06am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2021 @ 2:32am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2021 @ 2:24am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 4:44am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 4:57am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 4:57am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 9:31pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 1:39pm



More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.