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The Bird that Launched a Thousand Dragons.

I started on Sargon's Mesopotamia server with one goal, a noble goal, of getting sempai to notice me! Actually I just bought ARK on the summer sale, found out official servers are cancer, then noticed Sargon had a server and asked myself, "Just how much more cancerous could it be?"

I built a little thatch hut on south tropical island, and it was promptly annihilated by a charming young lady called Alicia on a dragon. Apparently she had claimed the entire island, one of the only 2 starting islands.

So I made a new hut on North Tropical Island, which was controlled by a tribe called ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Shore. They came down to play weaboo music at me and paint swastikas on my dinos but mostly left me alone.

A couple of days of harsh grinding later I was lvl 60 and had a pteranadon flying mount. I asked to join Babylon - Sargon's tribe, and he said no :(

Not just that but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Shore told me to get off their island now or they'll annihilate me. I flew off into the sunset and bumped into a lovely fellow called Sunderbraze who invited me to join Babylon

Sunderbraze had an awesome high tech ship made of metal with turrets, power generators and facilities for crafting explosives and guns. He also had a fridge. Sunderbraze became my new sempai!

I made a new ship out of stone right outside his ship. It looked absolutely amazing! It had a ram made of spikes!

While this was happening a little drama was going on. Dear Alicia had expelled all the people in her tribe because they stole one of her birds. All their dinos had switched allegiance to her and were attacking their former owners. They cried out for help and Sunderbraze answered, blowing a hole in the wall of her base, luring her dragon away and letting the poor former members escape. They formed a new tribe - Carthage, and came under attack by Alicia until Sunderbraze took her down.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Shore claimed she was their ally and demanded to know what happened. Alicia wouldn't stop whinging about that bird and promised doom and destruction. Rumour has it, some Babylon members had been offline raiding prior to this.
And then at 1:30am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Shore attacked with dragons!

Sunderbraze's ship went down, the base was getting levelled and only 1 other person was online, who was a fresh recruit like me. I sailed away into the swamps as one gave chase, dropping grenades down upon me. Explosions tore through the hull of the Mary Celeste, crates exploding and my few worldly possessions lost to the bottom of the swamp. Even in the darkness I could not lose him, and after getting ensnared on some vines I was knocked unconscious by Yngling and carried away

My captor set me down briefly and started searching his dragon's inventory, but because I had put points into fortitude I woke up quite quickly. I immediately rushed forward into a pen full of raptors and started punching them. Before he knew what was happening I was dead, and quickly respawned in a hut near the swamps, crafted a raft, sailed to my half-wrecked ship and made my escape

The next day the dust settled and Babylon had been levelled. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Shore claimed they had only been searching for prisoners and never meant to cause total annihilation or to offline raid; even as they continued to destroy more of our bases and hunt us mercilessly. Our leader Sargon was captured and, according to rumours, forced to eat Yngling's poo. I flew further west into the deepest reaches of the map where I upgraded my ship, stockpiled supplies and waited...

The rest of the server was miffed with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s for their cowardly tactics and support of Alicia. A coalition was formed of the remaining tribes - Babylon, Carthage, DiGRA and Zulu. We gathered on the beach across from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Shore. Massive armoured brontos with turrets on their backs, dragons, swarms of dimorphs and me with a stockpile of explosives and a bone to pick.

We swam across that lake and stormed the beach. In the confusion the war brontos moved ahead, one of which I was driving and were isolated from the rest of the group. Yngling laid into us on his wardragon, spewing fire and tearing into us. The turrets were malfunctioning so I began firing rockets down on him. I was caught in a blast of fire, my armour broke and my HP was reduced to 10%. Down on the beach the battle had turned against us, the enemy dragons had slain our own, no help was coming. My bronto fell and Yngling turned his dragon to attack the other injured bronto. I stood, blood covering my face, yelled into my mic "ALLAHU AHKBAR!" and fired my trusty rocket launcher.

Yngling was blown off his saddle and killed, his dragon flew away and I made my escape, parachuting down the cliff into the north tropical island's ravine, and swimming for safety. We lost 5 dragons and 2 war brontos, and countless dimorphs that day. Not everyone came back from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Shore, and no one was the same.

The next 7 days were a long war between the Alliance and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s lost many dragons in failed assaults and their satellite bases were raided. In the end we mounted another assault. The only new addition was a stone wall lines with spikes and sign depicting masturbating anime cat girls and so, meeting no resistance, we implemented the Carthaginian solution and wiped them out for good.

10/10 would storm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Shore again.

Also check out Vae Victis's youtube channel for the footage of the first and second battles of ♥♥♥♥ lord Shore!

If you're reading this, don't go hunting.
Accidents happen

"The king's eyes shot open, but he could not move. There was a hand over his mouth and a dagger above his head."

Crusader Kings II is perhaps the best and the worst. It makes you believe that there is so much more possible out there, and there is! But it's so hard. So, so hard. But it is not a punishing hard but rather a challenging hard. You become more and more invested and you want to complete this challenge given before you. The achievement system does well to provide you the challenges.

But at the same time, because it alludes to so much, it's hard. Hard not to imagine that there could be more. With the new conclave (even if you have to pay for that), it does well to expand upon such expectations.

Overall, I find this game to be awesome, but because it is so awesome, it fails to deliver in some regards before charging us extra for what should've been already part of the game.

Fun game, especially playing with friends.
Get one of your friends to do the Mickey Mouse voice while being chased by the Chainsaw guy, creepy af

Good

Good game

Fun game

Amazing game

I like it

Fun, adds alot more depth!