Steam Community :: A Parked Car™

LifeIsMyth 10 Feb, 2017 @ 9:49am

alright kid you obviously have no idea who i am so i'll go easy on you, hahahah. i've been to iraq over several hundred times and have never had more fear in my heart than the day i got lost in a market seperated from my mother it was a truely soul crushing experience (don't say you wouldn't be twice as scared) however unlike you i took that fear and converted it into power, willpower more specificly; more specificly so the will power fo fighting off ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ likes you. flashforward to the year 1996 i'm in afghanistan nothing in my hands but the blood of my fallen comprades here's me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself when i see over 1000 terrorists on the horizon ''what a bother'' i mutter and beat them all down hand to hand combat. so now that you know a little bit more about yourself, ask yourself. do you feel lucky... punk?

crabby | ฿ Ξ | 23 Sep, 2016 @ 2:36pm

alright kid you obviously have no idea who i am so i'll go easy on you, hahahah. i've been to iraq over several hundred times and have never had more fear in my heart than the day i got lost in a market seperated from my mother it was a truely soul crushing experience (don't say you wouldn't be twice as scared) however unlike you i took that fear and converted it into power, willpower more specificly; more specificly so the will power fo fighting off ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ likes you. flashforward to the year 1996 i'm in afghanistan nothing in my hands but the blood of my fallen comprades here's me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself when i see over 1000 terrorists on the horizon ''what a bother'' i mutter and beat them all down hand to hand combat. so now that you know a little bit more about yourself, ask yourself. do you feel lucky... punk?

crabby | ฿ Ξ | 23 Jul, 2016 @ 2:38pm

wont play minecraft with me 0/10

RFK's Brain Worm 15 May, 2016 @ 6:36am

pls come back from store. youve been gone for 14 years

RFK's Brain Worm 15 May, 2016 @ 6:36am

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RatedTEEEN 6 Apr, 2016 @ 11:19pm

I hope you get penetrated by a retarded baboon.

crabby | ฿ Ξ | 8 Mar, 2016 @ 7:22pm

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crabby | ฿ Ξ | 2 Mar, 2016 @ 8:19pm

scammed me from my virginity, but he did it with his accent. would eh/10

RFK's Brain Worm 4 Nov, 2015 @ 2:44pm

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LifeIsMyth 9 May, 2015 @ 1:03pm

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LifeIsMyth 3 May, 2015 @ 5:48pm

You're Steam rating is too high. You probably have no friends

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SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII

MC Hack 28 Apr, 2015 @ 5:16pm

You're Steam rating is too high. You probably have no friends

LifeIsMyth 19 Apr, 2015 @ 9:36pm

-rep, GTAV screenshots aren't very dank

krotki93 1 Apr, 2015 @ 1:20pm

+rep, very nice and friendly trader :)

crabby | ฿ Ξ | 31 Mar, 2015 @ 12:57pm

A Parked Car 16 hours ago
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Geo 28 Mar, 2015 @ 8:51am

+rep fair trader

pront0 8 Mar, 2015 @ 4:19pm

+rep, cool nice fair!

Ja Grool 4 Mar, 2015 @ 2:51pm

+ Nice friendly trader.

LifeIsMyth 24 Feb, 2015 @ 4:48pm

-rep his accent confuses me

LifeIsMyth 20 Feb, 2015 @ 5:00pm

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FidelCashflo 20 Feb, 2015 @ 12:55pm

Bought ten keys from this guy, he's fantastic.

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Baxinger 18 Feb, 2015 @ 6:05am

+rep nice trader

Freightliner Cascadia 16 Feb, 2015 @ 4:44pm

+rep

tickle me elmo 15 Feb, 2015 @ 12:05am

+rep bought 16 leys

hey michael from vsauce here 7 Feb, 2015 @ 2:50pm

+rep good trader

LifeIsMyth 25 Jan, 2015 @ 2:45pm

I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

GnastyRaider™ 23 Jan, 2015 @ 9:42am

+rep fair and nice trader

*xuq 20 Jan, 2015 @ 5:16pm

+rep very nice and friendly trader,ty dude

A Parked Car™ 18 Jan, 2015 @ 11:32am

LOL

LifeIsMyth 18 Jan, 2015 @ 11:09am

I can't take this anymore.

First you say you want me, then you throw me off to the side. Make up your damn mind, or I'll be gone for good. Don't pretend like I am the one crawling back to you, because at this point I am ready to move and not look back while you're clinging to the past. Keep trying to guilt trip me in getting back together with you. I wont let you manipulate me ever again.

We had something special and I kept telling myself that you were worth it, but I was so stupid. Now I realize, that this is for the best.