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4 easy and simple steps for you to become cooler than everyone else.

Step 1. Turn off your pc, and unplug your internet.

Step 2. If you have the physical strength, pick up your PC (if you do not, get your grandmother, or other humiliatingly weak family member to help you) and carry it to the nearest sky scraper in your area. Travel to the very top, and throw (make family member throw) your computer (life) off of the tallest part of the building.

Step 3. Follow suit of pc throwing, and throw yourself off as well.

Step 4. Now this is where you can make yourself cool; as your falling from intense speeds, the faster you can make it to your pc, the cooler you will be.