Последние обзоры ZygfrydQ

First attempt - I got killed by a wooden fence...
//Ok, maybe I found a bug and I shouldn't try to jump over it.
Second attempt - I got killed by a car... It WASN'T moving.
//Ok, maybe I found a bug and I shouldn't jump on the hood.
Third attempt - I spawned with an axe and gun. It would be cool, if not the fact that I have 'double' vision (wrong placed camera) so I see ma hands/weapons double.
//Wraaagh! I am four-armed best! Oh wait, I can't interact with environment, I have only one bullet and can swing an axe only once. Oh and I can't exit the game, I have to Ctrl+Alt+Del for it?
And now this happens each time I launch the game...
Ok.
Screw you guys, I'm going home.

First of all - recommended requirements are a joke.
i7-4770K, 16GB RAM, GeForce GTX 670 and I can run game on high only in closed, not too big rooms. Playing on very high is not possible. Even on high, I wasn't able to deal with some bosses/monsters. Oh and sometimes game crashes to desktop killing my graphic driver, what requires restart of PC (happened maybe 3 or 4 times but still).
Besides these problems, game is quite good. If anyone played Dark Souls, he should also like this one. There are some buggy moments (spiders floating over edges) or fighting problems (when you die and don't know why), but besides that I liked the whole game. Oh and there are appareantly some translation problems, but maybe only in Polish version ("press KEY to increase better rune chance" WHAT KEY?!) I hope for some fixes from the creators and some BIG and decent DLC campaing.

Crap pretending to be a good platformer. Stay away from it.

I don't know about other difficulties, but getting through whole thing took me around 30minutes.
Still, quite cool fun, I liked it :)

I spent 10 minutes in broom closet just to annoy the narrator!

12/10

But I was not allowed to jump in minecraft section :(

so maybe only 11/10

Short version:

It's the first game in which I was sad, when killed enemy German soldiers...


Longer version:

Prepare a bucket for your tears.
First time you will cry when you see Uplay launchin...
All other times you will cry because of story. It's good, it's sad, it has 'real' feel. Not this mumbo-jumbo CoD/BF war bullsh*t you see every day.
You play story of four characters, all of them somehow connected to each other*:
-Emil - Main character, french farmer, father and grandpa,
-Freddie - war hero form USA, lost everything, now wants to win the war,
-Anna - Belgium former pet-doctor, searching for her father sciencist,
-Karl - boy from Germany, was living on a farm as husband of Emil's daughter.
*Most of game you have dog for your companion, but you can't control him.

You will love them.
You will cheer for them.
You will cry for them.

For me - Game of the Year!

When I launched The Swapper, I was expecting an action-puzzle fungame, similar to Capsized....
Oh how wrong I was...!
Dark and heavy atmoshpere, mystery and a bit of philosophy...
"Must have" for anyone who have seen the movie "Moon" and found it interesting.
10/10
Ps. At current price (14euro) it could be a bit longer, not only 3h for full playthrough including plot and achievements.

ENG:
Like most of people before me - I was hoping for Defense Grid rival, or AT LEAST good clone. I am dissapointed. Not many towers, no upgrades, unsatisfying maps, no rewards (only stars for maps, which represent how much hp your core had at the end). If you're looking for good tower defense - keep looking.

PL:
Miałem nadzieję na mocnego rywala (albo przynajmniej udaną podróbkę) Defense Grid. Niestety lipa. Mało wieżyczek, brak ulepszeń, niezadowalające mapy, brak nagród za wyjątkiem gwiazdek symbolizujących ile hp naszego rdzenia zostało. Dobry tower defense? Nie ten.

After waiting 30 minutes for ANY game to play, I decided to give up. Appareantly game is not for me, requiers more patiency. Happened also to 3 of my steam friends.
//
Po czekaniu 30 minut na jakąkolwiek grę, poddałem się. Najwyraźniej gra nie dla mnie, wymaga więcej cierpliwości. Nie jestem sam, to samo spotkało 3 moich znajomych.

Ta gra była spoko dopóki nie stała się symulatorem czapek rozwojowo porzuconym przez twórców.