Hey there, I'm Cerberus. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
But people tend to call me...
Moist, Noodles or Sergeant Noodles, of the sixteenth sausage.
I'm generally a nice person. That'll treat you as you treat me.
I'm here to play some games alone, and with friends.
Also to note; I do not do trading. It is not my thing.
[Unless you want to provide me with noodles.]

If you want to tag along in a game I'm playing; feel free.

I don't beat around the bush. I can be very blunt.
I can't stress this enough.
Unless there are noodles involved.
[There's always noodles involved]