Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
32 of 50 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:34pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 8:51am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:38am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 8:39am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 11:46am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 11:15am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 10:41am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:30am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 1:37pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 7:19am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 11:00am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 6:45am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 6:36am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 8:33am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 7:19am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
+4

4 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked