Blakey
Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia
 
 
Currently Offline
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Bro's completely oblivious to the chaos around him
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-Steel Model 800 Business ball mouse.
-Spare sandpaper from garage for Mouse Pad.
-Microsoft S2 waterproof/foodproof interface keyboard.
-ASUS Tek198 shock resistant 20'' LCD monitor.
-Intel Celeron Quad-Core Next Gen 0.8GHZ CPU.
-External RAM cartridge holding 5000GB of RAM.
-Visuals powered by my brain via connected cables.
-SlaveMaster 680 Mouse wheel powered modem. Requires rodent to function.
-Companion Mat Series IV Power Supply (Rub my feet on mat to create static electricity to power rig)
-Solar Wind Turbine for PC case cooler. Wind Turbine required to be placed in backyard.
-Microsoft Vault Locker PC Case (pay to open per access).

Microsoft PC Insurance (monthly deposit of $59.99 )
-Weather phenomena damage (up to $2500).
-Motor vehicle collateral damage (up to $1000).
-Criminal theft (up to $1500).
-Deliberate loss of PC property (excess $800).
-Loss of PC to household fire (up to $3000).
-Unexpected objects falling from sky. This includes satellites, space shuttles, planes, up to $3000. Excluding asteroids, meteorites, and UFO's.
-Infestation of ants, termites, cockroaches, spider and/or spider nest, bee hive, wasp nest (within PC case, not outside, up to $500).

Household Appliances
-LG Bluetooth Toaster (with concept art book & original soundtrack)
-BladeSlayer 5X V8 Next Gen Motor Lawn Mower
-QuickDraw Sony TV Remote
-Tornado 5000 prototype Vacuum Cleaner (sounds like jet engine)
-2015 Woolworths Hammerhead Electric Toothbrush (Special Edition)
-2023 ALDI Smart Choppa Electric Hammer Butcher Knife (Lifetime Warranty)
-Basic home torch
-Fisherprice brand Home fridge (no longer under warranty and broken)
-Campfire for oven
-Unserviced fire extinguisher
Screenshot Showcase
HELLDIVERS™ 2
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Forza Horizon 5
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Recent Activity
1,230 hrs on record
last played on 26 Nov
386 hrs on record
last played on 24 Nov
562 hrs on record
last played on 19 Nov
Lilianahhh 27 Feb @ 1:31am 
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Lilianahhh 17 Nov, 2023 @ 3:39pm 
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Lilianahhh 3 Aug, 2023 @ 7:11am 
"trust me, i got this. ive played this level a million times" *gets blown up with an RPG to the face* :steamfacepalm:
Hammerite 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:47am 
+rep thx for the trade :steamthumbsup::GDEasy::Coool:
Hammerite 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:04am 
Sorry. I meant "Phoibe" instead of "Cultist".
Hammerite 29 Jun, 2023 @ 7:50am 
Hi! I sent you a friend request because I am interested in making a AC:Odyssey card trade. I will give you a "Cultist" card for your "Barnabas" card. So, what do you say?