Why you think MVPs matter in a loss?
Why you think leading scoreboard win games?
Why you never heard about map control?
Why you don't use your F!U!C!K!N!G brain?
Why you just stuck on this elo?
Why you push without utility?
Why you peek like you're invincible?
Why you don't check corners?
Why you flash me instead of them?
Why you buy AWP if you can't aim?
Why you reload after every shot?
Why you drop bomb in mid and run?
Why you plant the bomb for yourself only?
Why you think "eco" means buying a Galil?
Why you peek with a grenade in hand?
Why you think Zeus kills give extra points?
Why you call "last guy low" when it's a lie?
Why you stack B when bomb is on A?
Why you crouch spray like it’s 2013?
Why you talk more than you shoot?
Why you warmup for 30 minutes and still miss?
Why you call "Rotate!" when you're still AFK?
Why you defuse without clearing the site?
Why you think crouch peeking is the meta?
Why you play without headphones in 2024?
Why you flash yourself in a clutch?
Why you push smokes like a hero?
Why you buy auto-sniper and feel no shame?
Why you peek the same angle three times?
Why you plant the bomb but forget to check site?
Why you knife the bomb after planting?
Why you spam "NT" when it was nowhere near close?
Why you buy armor but forget a gun?
Why you try to 360 noscope in a clutch?
Why you always ping the bomb like we’re blind?
Why you think ladder movement is optional?
Why you camp in a corner and call it strategy?
Why you forget kit, every time?
Why you always think "it's the server"?
Why you think buying a knife skin improves your skill?
Why you rush mid every round and expect a different result?
Why you think headshots are luck when it's aim?
Why you ignore callouts like they’re suggestions?
Why you yell "clutch or kick" but can't 1v1?
Why you bait teammates and call it "tactics"?
Why you think boosting elo matters in real life?
Why you spend $100 on skins but refuse to buy a better mouse?
Why you blame others when your stats are 0-12?
Why you think "global elite" will fix your confidence?
Why you let your ego take the first peek?
Why you ragequit when you're the problem?
Why you forget smokes exist in retakes?
Why you think yelling makes you the IGL?
Why you care about MVP stars more than winning?
Why you buy an AWP every round and miss every shot?
Why you save a pistol in a 1v5?
Why you keep watching tutorials but never practice?
Why you throw flashes but not gamesense?
Why you chase exit frags instead of clutching?
Why you don’t rotate until it’s too late?
Why you ignore bomb timer like you’ve got all day?
Why you think being toxic makes you funny?
Why you never ask yourself: "Am I the bot?"
Why you think being carried is a personality trait?
Why you think kills are more important than map control?
Why you always say "last game" and queue again?
Why you think solo-queue is a team-building exercise?
Why you say "eco" and then full-buy anyway?
Why you never realize you're muted in team chat?
Why you think "rush B" is a universal language?
Why you think tilt is a playstyle?
Why you think smurfing makes you "skilled"?
Why you hold W like it’s a Call of Duty lobby?
Why you complain about matchmaking but play solo?
Why you refuse to learn spray patterns after 1000 hours?
Why you think being "global" makes you untouchable?
Why you think a single ace makes up for 20 bad games?
Why you keep playing when it clearly makes you angry?
Why you yell "no time" and then rush the defuse?
Why you think skipping warmup will make you better?
Why you say "report him" without evidence?
Why you let CS matchmaking define your mood?
Why you buy dualies like they’re meta?
Why you think hitting one noscope is worth 10 misses?
Why you think watching pro streams makes you a pro?
Why you always fake drop the bomb like it's a prank show?
Why you spam crouch like it’s a secret strategy?
Why you run and gun with an AK like it's an SMG?
Why you expect clutches after full W-keying?
Why you call "info!" but never give any yourself?
Why you use your mic only to sigh and complain?
Why you try to wallbang with a Glock?
Why you insist on solo queue when you're tilted?
Why you hold the same angle for a full minute?
Why you play without learning callouts?
Why you run with a knife out in site retakes?
Why you call "clear" before actually checking?
Why you spam "EZ" after a game that wasn't?
Why you always forget the bomb has a timer?
Why you think shift-walking makes you invisible?
Why you think B-hopping fixes bad positioning?
Why you bait mid-round and then blame rotations?
Why you call "eco frags" when you still die?
Why you always shoot teammates for fun in warmup?
Why you think breaking vents makes you unpredictable?
Why you always save utility "for later" and die?
Why you yell "one tap!" after a lucky spray?
Why you queue Inferno but forget the banana exists?
Why you use shotguns like you're in a zombie game?
Why you spam mid in pistol round and hit nothing?
Why you think smoking off teammates is hilarious?
Why you ignore radar like it's optional?
Why you think your skins justify your ego?
Why you spend more time typing than playing?
Why you always overpeek in a clutch?
Why you throw decoys but never grenades that matter?
Why you think "nade stacking" means team damage?
Why you crouch in vents like you're hiding forever?
Why you forget to play the objective every single round?
Why you spray graffiti after every kill like it's a ritual?
Why you ignore smokes and walk through like you're a ghost?
Why you shoot chickens instead of enemies?
Why you ask "how did I die?" when the replay says it all?
Why you rage when teammates don’t follow your bad calls?
How much is the fish and who was Tillmann?

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