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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
39.2 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If anything this game proves that I would fail in this business in real life. I would sit in a dark card shop opening packs until 4:00am till there is nothing left.
Posted 13 October, 2024.
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6 people found this review helpful
25.1 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
I shatter windows, I ♥♥♥♥ my pants, I shan't be cleaning me underpants.
Posted 9 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
69.7 hrs on record
*I say something insane. *Kim looks down, sighs and begins writing something in his notebook pretending he didn't hear me claim to be a teleporting communist.
Posted 31 August, 2024.
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21.0 hrs on record
It's like Subnautica 1, but worse.
Posted 6 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Ain't that hard if you are hard.
Posted 24 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
14.2 hrs on record (14.2 hrs at review time)
It's a lot like Halo 2 meets Halo 3
Posted 4 June, 2024.
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41.4 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
HUFFLEPUFF BOIS RISE UP
Posted 11 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
52.3 hrs on record
In Chrono Trigger you travel through time to prevent Tetsuya Nomura from emerging deep from the core of the planet. In 1999 Nomura emerges to begin his dark project called "Kingdom Hearts". Crono and friends travel forwards in time arriving in the year 2300 when Kingdom Hearts has fully infected the planet. In the desolation Crono and friends see people in black trench coats draped in zippers, millions of keyblades left scattered on the ground, and a lone Mickey Mouse asking Lucca if she has seen the Door to Darkness. After narrowly escaping the horrors of this bleak future Crono and friends travel through time risking their very lives to prevent this awful future from ever happening.
Posted 13 August, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
461.1 hrs on record (24.4 hrs at review time)
try fingers, but hole.
Posted 27 February, 2022.
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28.9 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
I freaking hate Norma.
Posted 27 August, 2021. Last edited 30 August, 2021.
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