hello am 48 year old man from somalia. sorry for my bed england. i selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you i play with 400 ping on brazil server and im Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story





I'm your average awesome person. I bench 605 pounds, squat 1200 (I have great leg muscle). I received my black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu at the wee age of 11 years old, and could win any fight.

I was walking down the Vegas Strip one night in '82 and saw Mike Tyson. That ♥♥♥♥♥ was running his mouth, and I shut his ass up. Little known story, that night, Tyson came to find me and used my guidance to become what he eventually turned out to be.

My ♥♥♥♥ is 12 inches long with a girth of 8 inches. I've denied Megan Fox sex on multiple occasions, because quite frankly, she is not good enough for me.



If you want to chat, be sure you have at least $5 billion to your name with 100%, indesputable evidence, or I will deny you and press charges for attempting to talk to someone of my greatness.


If by some divine intervention, my greatness graces your Ventrilo server, it is simply my way of charity and helping the needy.