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Recent reviews by hairy peak

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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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2,246.8 hrs on record (264.1 hrs at review time)
You can be a running banana with robot legs and kill others by throwing them into pink lava.

It sounds too good to be real, but it is. 11/10 best gaming experience in decades
Posted 8 September, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
55.1 hrs on record (44.1 hrs at review time)
hijueputa malparido rechingón 11/10 cala maria waifu absoluta
Posted 17 December, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5,834.4 hrs on record (2,453.6 hrs at review time)
This game is decent.
Posted 29 May, 2018.
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3.3 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
I shot the sheriff. And his wife. It was in self defence. Now everyone in town wants me dead.
I tried to buy a better weapon, but the lady at the weapons shop also wanted to kill me. So I killed everyone in there and I'm stuck with the starter pistol.

So I had to run far and became a refugee. I reformed myself and tried to help the army in a mission of peace. They asked me to help them against the indians. I decided I didn't want to kill more people, so I ran away from the battle, looking for a peaceful solution talking with their chief.

Indians killed EVERY ONE. And now they want to kill me too.

I guess I will have to end with every form of human life in this world now. And I'm ok with that.


I rate the game 11/10. Ending human race is an enjoyable experience.
Posted 27 May, 2018.
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5 people found this review helpful
17 people found this review funny
1,044.5 hrs on record (570.1 hrs at review time)
You can be a running banana. A running banana that shoots rockets.
Posted 15 May, 2016.
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2 people found this review funny
31.4 hrs on record (27.2 hrs at review time)
The Sims: Poor Family Edition

Stole a bandage from the hospital to save my guy from death: everyone at home got pissed and depressed.
Killed the priest at his church so i could steal everything they had: no one gave a ♥♥♥♥.

11/10 would antichrist again
Posted 16 January, 2016.
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49.4 hrs on record (25.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
BEST GAME EVER
Posted 12 September, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3,210.5 hrs on record (3,145.3 hrs at review time)
not bad
Posted 6 April, 2015.
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