Hi all, here to give the gaming community what they've been wanting to know since my last feed - Ed's private life. This update will BLOW. YOUR. MIND.

Ed is now full time trading crypto and with all his gains has moved into either his underground nuclear-proof bunker or his spaceship (think hybrid x-wing and millennium falcon). He plans to colonize Uranus next.

Word on the street is that his intelligence has garnered inter-galactic levels of notoriety that he's enabled aliens to experience orgasm in the 6th dimension, his charm so irresistible that his partner has multiplied herself into 7 horcruxes to keep the world's innocence from him each day of the week.

Go forth ED! Lead the way and us humans towards our next frontier.

To all whom may be concerned regarding Ed's absence from steam in the recent months. Ed's departure has left a void in the gaming community, a void that is irreplaceble. We shall miss his humour, charm, jokes, and above all, the wards and his supporting role. The word on the street is that he is now engaged in a serious relationship with a girl. Yes. You read it right. A real life, human, member of the opposite sex, female. Let's all farewell him by celebrating this bittersweet moment with all the momeories we have made together, all the hours we spent together, from the previous phase of his life which we all shared with him; and wish him the best of luck with his future endeavours in his new phase of life.

Goodbye my dear friend.

+rep great honest trader who is insightful on the movements of the dota 2 economy and not reluctant to part us with his great wisdom. would definitely intro to any female friends, and bedazzle them with his masculinity, wisdom and charm; this is a rare specimen able to turn straight men gay and gay men straight; he is able to answer whether the chicken or the egg came first; he is ED.

+rep good trader

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