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-- Oscar Wilde, "The Portrait of Mr. W.H."
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It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him a
sentence to be ever in view, and which should be true and appropriate
in all times and situations. They presented him the words: "And this,
too, shall pass away."
-- Abraham Lincoln
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Over the years, I've developed my sense of deja vu so acutely that now
I can remember things that *have* happened before ...
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There was a new library in the Civic Centre. It was so new it didn't even
have librarians. It had Assistant Information Officers.
(Johnny and the Dead)
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Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
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innovate, v.:
To annoy people.
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Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: you can win
or you can lose or it can rain.
-- Casey Stengel
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