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21.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
1.0 release is worse than early access. 4090 and on low settings, struggles to reach 70 fps. Great concept, very poor optimization. I loved this game in early access. I played it years ago. It's a shame the devs put so little into the 1.0 launch. Avoid, even on sale.
Posted 23 May, 2023. Last edited 10 October, 2024.
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20.2 hrs on record (20.1 hrs at review time)
- I pissed in the jocks water cooler
- Ended a library rat infestation
- Snuck into the girls dorm and stole panties... for a teacher
- Beat up a rich prep in a boxing ring
- Starred in a school musical
- Failed Geography... and English... and Math
- Saved my nerd buds from a Carnival Funhouse
- Egged the principals house
- Set the charming lunch lady up on a hot date
- Dissected a rat
- Vandalized... everything.

And that's about 3% of the things you get to do in Bully.
Masterpiece.
Posted 22 July, 2022. Last edited 22 July, 2022.
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10 people found this review helpful
12.8 hrs on record
This game is a masterpiece. It is unreal this was created by 1 person. The level design, environments, soundtrack, ambiance, enemies, and combat are top notch. There is much more than meets the eye in Northern Journey. It is a brilliantly and delicately crafted RPG without all the fuss. No talent trees, no complex menus/maps, no side quests and it's a better game for it. It's just you, your bow and an adventure that spans a continent with so many different biomes. The levels are created in a way that makes you want to explore every nook and cranny, and the eerie characters you meet along the way push the narrative along so effectively. Everything in this world is mysterious and not easily explained. It is an experience that anyone who considers themselves a serious gamer should experience. Hope to see more from this developer in the future.
Posted 6 July, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.3 hrs on record
80's arcade. Perfect setting for a horror game. Very atmospheric, perfect length, was interesting the entire playthrough and had some very spooky ideas. Never a question of where to go or what to do. These indie horror games are always hit or miss, more often miss than anything, but this game HITS hard. JANITOR BLEEDS 2 WHEN?
Posted 3 July, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.3 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
From the ashes of depravity rises the phoenix of quality. How else to describe the Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe?

Such a revolutionary step forward in the lineage of one of the most beloved video game properties of all time! The additions and changes made to this expansion will surely resonate in the annals of the history of all the media ever made. It is perhaps true to say that no mistakes are forever etched in stone, for the stone into which The Stanley Parable was carved has itself been transmuted, offering a message of hope to those who have ever erred in their judgment. You are not beyond redemption. You may change, and you may become more, so much more than you were before.

If there is any message to be taken from The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, it is this...

What a fortune, a privilege, a joy it is to have had such an experience. It leaves me hopeful that, as a community - as a world, there is time for us to become our greatest selves, as great as we ever could dream of in our wildest, most ambitious visions for a brighter future.
Posted 27 April, 2022.
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50.7 hrs on record (35.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
One of the coolest games I've ever played. It's a big physics sandbox/puzzle with 40 campaign missions, challenge modes, and a sandbox mode. The graphics and gameplay are really consistent and smooth. There are nearly 2000 community mods on the steam workshop right now and the game has built in menus to manage them all seamlessly. HIGHLY RECOMMEND.
Posted 4 January, 2022.
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82.4 hrs on record (75.0 hrs at review time)
There are those who appreciate the Resident Evil franchise, and those who do not. Those who do not, simply do not understand what they are missing. This game is has both an engaging story and gameplay. It is very spooky and the sense of dread in the atmosphere is something Capcom is very good at executing. As a long time fan of Resident Evil games, this easily ranks among the top 3, and most definitely worthy of receiving Game of the Year 2021.
Posted 24 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.6 hrs on record
This game is actually very terrifying. The atmosphere and sound make it very immersive. It has a good mix of jump scares and well thought out horror themes. You have to keep in mind this game was made largely by 1 person. These short horror games can often feel either too rushed or too drawn out but I think this game does a good job of hitting the sweet spot right in the middle. Play it with the volume loud in a dark room for maximum effect.
Posted 1 November, 2021. Last edited 1 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record
BERRY goog little horror game. The sound design is incredible. Took about 2 hrs to finish, game feels complete.
Posted 31 October, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.4 hrs on record
By far, one of the most DULL games I've ever played.
Posted 29 October, 2021.
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