Guards, put him to sleep and then have a long philosophical debate on the nature of sleep and the death of the present self.

You'll never take me dead OR alive. I have activated my Schroedinger's Legal Status.

Nice, but "Dunhurst" would have worked better. 9/10. Guards, arrest him.

There once was a plant glue from Dunhurt, where beating a dead horse was worst. You could make a better paste, with a fraction of the waste, while using production methods less cursed.

good, good. Now, expand it into a limerick.

Going forth with plant based glue, you can't go wrong with what you do. Based on prior experimentation, the stickiness is the best adhesive sensation. When using plant based alternatives, the adhesive power will not give. No one will be beating dead horses, and the paste byproducts will be foregone recourses. Using products that can be reduced, you limit pollutants that are produced