Recent reviews by Papa Clit

After playing a few hours of Call of Duty MW2 (2009) I can safely say that this isn't Call of Duty, and it will never be, this franchise has died and been left to rot for the world to see, gone are the days when this franchise meant a fantastic fps campaign with the ability to play with friends in multiplayer off to the side, and maybe a cool game mode to go with the other two, now its just a disgusting vat of slop, that gets constantly squeezed for more money for less and less quality

This game was designed by Rogal Dorn, if you know, congradulations, if you dont, go watch If The emperor had Text to Speech, and wait to meet him, by the way, you'll have more fun watching that than you will playing this, you will also spend more time watching that than it takes to beat this game, twice.

I Remember the first time I played Medieval, I loved it doing the battles as a child and couldnt make sense of the actual campaign, I Remember playing Medieval 2 Kingdoms for the first time, and again I loved it, I still do to this day, I remembered buying Shogun 2 with the money from my first Job, and I loved it so much i bought the DLC and loved it even more.. I remember buying Rome 2, and despite its issues.. I loved it.. I have played all the historical games with the exception of Classic Rome, and Remastered Rome, I've loved them all. I didnt care for Britannia too much. I remember buying Troy, and thought it was interesting, I bought 3 Kingdoms, I thought it was alright. I bought WH1 and WH2, and I loved them because I love Warhammer. I didnt like the DLC practice, When I bought WH3... Everything went so wrong so fast. And now I hate this Company, I hate what they're doing to themselves in the name of Profit. I will not buy Pharoh. I will not buy any more WH3 DLC.. I will return to Tradition, I will return to Medieval 2, I will Return to Rome 2. I will not return to CA.. And I will not give them any money until I see a Quality Historical Total War Game.

This will definitely be one of those "play forever" games that I think everyone needs

Yeah its buggy.. Go get yourself some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mods and fix it stupid..

best to date by far

This game here folks, is a masterpiece from God himself, everything is so simple and pure, compared to the new ones (including Total War: Warhammer) this is what RTS was always meant to be, keeping your generals to govern major cities and sending simple armies with only a captain to prove himself to his king, to be able to dominate the battlefield. you want all the buildings you can possibly suck out of the region, go for it, super military with super money making and population upkeep buildings, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go nuts on your enemies without consequence, the AI never fight your castles, they just stand there and hope they arn't first to get destroyed (destroy them all, conquer all land to be your own) factions based on loreful types of units, nothing is complex in this game at all. simply build all you can, and watch as the world crumbles before you.

10/10 would fight entire Total War staff to bring this system back to RTS

This is really a great game with a powerful storyline