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"Young man do not have to start, under the name of [search for a thousand . hidden God son], in the young man is a friend not an enemy."

This game is one of the few instances where it might be a good idea to get AI to translate and punctuate the text instead of the developers. I'm just saying.

Other than that, it seems like a cool game where even the tutorial is baffling. However, you get to slap monkeys and then loot their poop.

The PSN login policy changed, so did my review.
SONY can eat a big fat D.I.C.K though.

One of the greatest games ever made.
Thanks to source ports like GZDoom and Eternity Engine and a million different MODs it'll be playable for the foreseeable future.

11 out of 10 for longevity

I am but a humble Tech Priest, who purges the grime in the name of the Master of All Mankind.
Praise the Omnissiah.

Uncle Nurgy would be proud!

The game is fun and plays well.
The classes are diverse, albeit nothing you haven't seen before. And class specializations give it replay value.
The graphics are nice and it runs smoothly.
However, the biggest CON against it is that it's just too damn easy. You can pretty much steamroll through the campaign without breaking a sweat.
There's no challenge whatsoever.

Not the first time naked people come into my house to torture me.
However, this time I didn't have to pay them.

Clunk is the name of the game and the NPCs are retarded to boot. However, I'd be lying if I said it wasn't fun.

My virgin eyes couldn't take more than 15 minutes of this "masterpiece" so I refunded it.
I still recommend it if you're into cruel and unusual punishment.

The game is a sad joke from a technical stand point.
It stutters a lot no matter what settings you put it on.
We're not talking a crappy PC, it stutters on a Ryzen 3700X, Radeon 5700XT, 16GB of RAM, MVM2 SSD, etc...
Every time you load the game you have to keep your fingers crossed for the UI to show up! Since it keeps disappearing every other time. So basically sometimes you have the mission objectives & the mini map on the screen, other times you're ♥♥♥♥ out of luck.

When you are kicked to the title screen you can't exit the game unless you connect to the servers again & of course you can't do that most of the time. So you're stuck in this wonderful limbo until you realize that ALT-F4 is your best friend.
I mean maybe.... just maybe you should fix your lousy ass port.
I smell another glorious Cyberpunk launch fiasco.

Won't be buying any more games out of Poland.

Edit: After the first patch, the UI disappearance seems to have been fixed & the servers are working. However, the game still can't connect to anyone else, which makes the multiplayer redundant. (I was able to play online using a VPN) Also the stuttering issue still persists.
The game is far from polished. Here hoping they'll fix it sometime soon before the player base drops. Or NOT! It's their service and they'll treat it however they want.

After the latest patch I can't log in to the server. (No, this is not an isolated incident. Other players are having the same problem) Thanks People Can Fly! I'm standing by my word. Not buying from you ever again.
This is turning into a joke!