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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 10:29am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:48pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:50pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:50pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:55am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:39am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 9:13pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:47am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 4:19am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 2:26am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 2:46am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 10:38am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:09am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:35pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 10:31am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:09pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:38am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:09am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:22am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:59am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:02am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 7:25am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 7:22am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:36am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 12:11am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 10:04pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 2:27am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:13am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:53am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:27pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:44pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:06pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am