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23.9 hrs last two weeks / 1,182.8 hrs on record (714.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 1 Mar @ 8:05am

Early Access Review
Warno is the best game I've ever played, I also hate it ferociously.

Game 1

You manage to anticipate his early Heli rush and your fighters minces the whirley birds and protect your initial push. You take some vital positions. After a few minutes your forces are strong enough to make your push into the enemy controlled zone. With the help of some well placed smoke your infantry hoard slowly walks inte the zone, overwhelming his defenses. The desperate attempt to stop you with bombers is easily managed by your well placed aa.

The counterpush with heavy tanks is taken care of by your flawless micro. Your tanks soke up the shots while the well placed atgms hits the sides of the 200+point tank. They get picked if one by one, making you wet in your pants.

A crushing win.

You are the god of war. Alexander the great, Napoleon and Montgomery has nothing on you. They would not even have be allowed to clean the latrines while you are in command.

Game 2

Their forward deployed infantry make short work of your recon. When the rest of the force shows up his helicopters turn up and starts spewing unguided rockets into your columns. The three manpads you deploy manage to get one hit between them before being engulfed in fire.

Your mother didn't raise no quitter. You start building up a force to rinse the zone of the enemy combatants and also try to regain some pride in your self.

His atgms hit on every thing it aims at. You manage to pop the smoke one nanosecond to late, loosing your expensive heavy tank to some sovjet rustpile developed in the 50s. You feel an aganising pain spreading through your intestines as the other of your heavy tank stops moving. Bailing out on the second hit. Your infantry seem to be shooting blanks as they get picked of one by one by his superior squads. The CV you managed to sneak into the zone gets picked of by a cluster plane. Your AA is useless due to the fact that they are a burning pile of crap since you forgot to turn of the radar, leaving them to be picked of by sead.

An aganising defeat.

You are human trash. The hundreds of hours you have invested in the game clearly has learnt you nothing. Your soul feels like the content of a latrine at a music festival.

Warno is a game made in France
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