The_Big_Dirty

The Rushin' Russian

'that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heavy came out of nowhere and KGB'd our whole team!'

Conductor of the Aapetrain

Apetrain

1. A group of combatants allied together for the purpose of pooling manpower and resources to wreak havoc on common enemies.
2. A destructive military force.
3. The victorious progression of a military force seeking retribution for previous defeats.

While they were brave and their deaths tragic it's not like in Soviet Russia you had a choice.
In Soviet Russia, helicopter crashes YOU

Ricky: “Hey Lahey, knock knock.”
Lahey: “Who’s there, Rick?”
Ricky: “Mr. Stupidy head, who’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ pissin’ me off right now, thinks he’s captain of the ♥♥♥♥ liner and by the way your fish sticks suck so ♥♥♥♥ off!”